ODE TO PAM AYRES

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from the ABC set POETRY PARODIES

Pam Ayres, you are my idol –
My role model; my star –
I read your poems daily,
And I worship from afar.

But Pam, I ain’t been idle
For many years I’ve wrote
Stories, poems, essays, books –
Now I’ve wrote this little note.

Now Pam, please do not bridle
When I ask you how you’ve done it –
You’re talented, funny, brilliant :–
You went for gold – and won it!

Pam, I’m not yet suicidal
But if I don’t get noticed soon
I’ll give up hope, and start to mope –
Am I asking for the moon?

Oh Pam, I think I’ve tried all
Of the possibilities
So Dear Miss Ayres, I’m begging you
Can you advise me? Please?

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Comments

gerardineanne | November 23, 2011 - 10:50

Gerardineanne
Sorry,I'ts not Pam here!
But I'm sure she'd appreciate this.
Keep writing!

gerardineanne | November 23, 2011 - 10:50

Gerardineanne
Sorry,I'ts not Pam here!
But I'm sure she'd appreciate this.
Keep writing!

gerardineanne | November 23, 2011 - 10:51

Gerardineanne
Sorry,I'ts not Pam here!
But I'm sure she'd appreciate this.
Keep writing!

gerardineanne | November 23, 2011 - 10:55

Gerardineanne
Oh dear,I am sorry! Don't know what happened here!

shyrewode | December 16, 2011 - 19:29

Nicely done. This has a lovely touch of humour to it. Don't give up!

Denzella | June 26, 2012 - 07:36

Linda,

I love these parodies but your own style is good too. Actually,I really enjoy reading any of your work.

Moya

Linda Wigzell Cress | June 26, 2012 - 17:57

You are so kind Moya. The parodies are more of a challenge - keep the grey matter functioning!
Thanks for our lovely comments,
Linda

Linda Wigzell Cress | June 26, 2012 - 18:01

Hi Gerardineanne and Shyrewode. Thanks for liking this bit of fun - I wont give up on the parodies - am on the lookout for the next candidate!
Linda