I did not hear those voices in the graveyard
I did not see my watch seconds change to 00 too often
I did not see any colours around anyones head
I did not sense someone's presence before I saw them
I do not experience strange co-incidences
I never really want an object then get it soon without trying
I do not believe that there is a universive for each of us
And I think it is ridiculous that such universes could link up.
I have never seen a UFO that was not a weather balloon
I do not believe that animals can withdraw from the shore before a tsunami hits
I don't believe my cat was aware of its own impending death
And I certainly don't believe that my cat wishes me to feel good.
I do believe we evolved from monkeys
And I do believe that before that we evolved from fish
And before that that we canabalised bacteria to help
Who are we and what are we doing here?
What does representative APR mean?
Why should I care?