'Johnny, hurry up we do have a
Job to do you know'. 'Oh Chris
You are always the same rushing me
Every time I go to the bloody loo
There you are moaning about one
Thing or another, rushing me as
If I do not have work of my own
To do'. 'But you don't Johnny'
'Oh, er' ''you remember last
Month when you accidentally forgot
To lock up the warehouse for the night
And when you returned the next morning
All the stock worth ten grand had got
Stolen, but they didn't just take the
Stock and leave, they took a dog
Who they let shit on their sofa's in
Their office, it's funny every time
I think about that it makes me laugh'.
You know I had that fall, and hurt
My head over a year ago Chris, and
I some times forget things,
And it just so happed that night I forgot
To lock the warehouse up, anyway m8, its
Not funny to me, I have to do silly jobs
With you now.' Alright alright, shut up
And get a move on, were not been paid
20 pound and hour to sit around on the bog all
'Oi you two what were have you been,
You should of been here over two hours
Ago'.Ok m8 we were held up,wasn't we
Johnny'. 'Never mind your both here now',
Here;s your costumes,'
'Costumes Chris, whats this about costumes,
You never said I had to wear any costume,'
'There isn't any mistake, I was told the job was
For for 2 hours work 20 quid each and just to
Cover the door for the lunch time rush and Terry's
Bar.' 'No m8 it wasn't to cover the door, it was to
Cover the children's clowns that canceled at the
Last minute and its for the street celebrations,
Which means wearing these costumes or you
Don't get paid.'
Chris did you wear your glasses when you
Signed the contract.'