Tell the lens, this is science
I don't want you to catch me
in the kitchen with the camera.
I boil peas whilst smoking
watch the ceiling for sweat.
Picture me with a pitta pocket
wide open as a clam maw
and then swinging into a car parks
to clip red corsas.
I don't sleep with my mouth open
which is a problem for porn
but slip me a soundtrack,
and I am stunning.
