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from the ABC set LOVE POEMS

MOURNING AN OLD GIRLFRIEND – NO, I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NORTON

There was a young lady from Carshalton
Who had one long tit and one short’n
To make up for that
She had a fucking great pratt
And a fart like a 500 Norton

Brrmm-brrmm!

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Comments

Parson Thru | August 5, 2012 - 12:48

God bless her! (salutes)

sue dinum | August 5, 2012 - 13:02

... and all who sail in her... (salutes also)

Showing my age with this one, PT. Thanks for joining in the fun.

Trev

Parson Thru | August 5, 2012 - 13:12

Pleasure was all mine Trev.

Sooz006 | August 6, 2012 - 15:23

And just for good measure I salute her too.

I rode a very old A-10 for seven years and, God forbid, a Cossack for another two, both with chair in the days before you had to upgrade from provisional. Always quite fancied a Norton.

sue dinum | August 6, 2012 - 18:05

Thanks for that, Sooz. And good for you with the A10 and Cossack. A friend of mine recentlty travelled to Wales to purchase a Bonneville, no restoration required. That makes two of my friends to recently get their hands on a 'Bonny'. I don't know, bikes aren't what they used to be... neither are the ones with wheels.

Trev