There is an average of 220000 words in the English dictionary. Majority of the words I have never heard of or even used over my 31 years. What I wasn’t aware of was the new generations of words that is slowly taking over children’s life. My daughter has recently nagged the death out of me to have face book and being the softy I am, I caved in to her relentless grinding, on the basis that I check her messages everyday, well what I wasn’t prepaid for was the encrypted alien chat that is slowly melting our children’s brains. Trying desperately to figure out if my daughter was indeed an alien and was communicating in klingon to her fellow species, I turned to my husband a man of a few words who finds the English language a struggle most days, he was none the wiser. so forcing my daughter to translate this gibberish I have now compelled a list for my fellow humans who are desperately trying to decode this new and quiet frankly ridiculous new language are children call slang.
LOL- laugh a lot and to David Cameron if you are reading this no it doesn’t mean love you lots.
LMAO- laugh my ass off
BRB= be right back
GTG- got to go
NM- not much
WUUT- what you up to
GRR- I think it means your angry
BK - back
CBA- cant be assed
HC- how come.
Her entire conversation was using this crap and I feel so sorry for the next generation who are blissfully unaware of the new and wonderful words that are held in are dictionaries.