Humour

El problema es no mas (no mass is the problem with the standard model after all)

A poem for microbes in my contact lenses. I can't imagine myself wearing my lenses together with these microbes.

A Swiss army knife is very much like a man

There is a natural law of perversity

Woolworth's is busting out all over

It was around the time I'd got into debt buying Marxist literature. I intended to sell it on, without profit, but couldn't even give it away. Nobody believed in politics anymore.

The waiter served the mermaid pie and a glass of our favourite tipple
He pulled out the cork and a wasp flew out and stung me on the nipple

They stole from the poor too make them selves rich
No elected these hedge fund gamblers
To make the world economy into a shambles

So why are they being bailed out with the public purse?

One little kiss.

Now a shoe is without any doubt, male

She's always turns up late

No Canaries were harmed in the production of this doodle.

This dharma way is pure dead good

The Chi relinement is a rocking refinement

The Chakra channels need to open up

Then let’s have a party
Sez Frank Gallalger and this army

10 years before its time a dress will be considered indecent

The Underground is a masculine phrase

According to my dear wife

A Light Hole..

Gordon Brown
Boring my son
Lays us down
in a grey suit now
economies a fright
does nothing right
always a frown with Gordon Brown

Mavis and Maude were two sisters, spinsters and twinned

Dear Flat Earth society

How do I find your location on the world wide web?

Is it possible to fly round the world too meetings?