Humour

  A Man called God

I met this guy the other day, said he was God, although he didn't look much like his pictures in the Children's Illustrated Bible.

Fire Bucket Football.

Fire Bucket Football.

WE ARE TRADITIONALISTS # 2

We are traditionalists
In our village

RISE AND SHINE

In the morning
My dad used to

Artificial Intelligence and its Limitations

Well, I suppose you had to be there, or - at least - in fairly close proximity, otherwise it would probably have made no sense to you at all.

Plodding Disease.

Plodding Disease.

BRITISH GAS FIVE STAR

I can remember a time
In the dim and distant past

YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU

“You can’t take it with you”

George and Spider Part Eleven - The Final Plans

The busiest time of George's week by far was a Friday evening during the hours before Maxene returned home from work.

In the Corner

Churning
Seething
Pumping

The font
The source
The target

Feed me!
Blame me!
Reject me!

But never appreciate me...

I work for you
I slave for you
I die for you

My only recourse

WE ARE TRADITIONALISTS # 1

We are traditionalists
In our village

My Dog And Flute Don't Agree II

Second version of My Dog And Flute Don't Agree

Loose Talk

"Look 'Ooo's got his picture all over the front page then," he suddenly announced. "'Ooo's that then?" Rodrieg asked.

Death row eats

Last meals should relate to the crime.

Are Days Neccessary?

Are Days Necessary?

COULD I TRY ON THAT PRETTY DRESS

"Could I try on that pretty dress

Tax Invasion - IP

Had to make several corrections. This is what happens when you write at work. I'm always looking over my shoulder. Sorry for other errors I may have made.

BEEF AND CHICKEN

I’m used to the term
Surf and turf on a menu

The table