Humour

I met this guy the other day, said he was God, although he didn't look much like his pictures in the Children's Illustrated Bible.

Fire Bucket Football.

We are traditionalists
In our village

In the morning
My dad used to

Well, I suppose you had to be there, or - at least - in fairly close proximity, otherwise it would probably have made no sense to you at all.

Plodding Disease.

I can remember a time
In the dim and distant past

“You can’t take it with you”

The busiest time of George's week by far was a Friday evening during the hours before Maxene returned home from work.

Churning
Seething
Pumping

The font
The source
The target

Feed me!
Blame me!
Reject me!

But never appreciate me...

I work for you
I slave for you
I die for you

My only recourse

We are traditionalists
In our village

A true story

Second version of My Dog And Flute Don't Agree

"Look 'Ooo's got his picture all over the front page then," he suddenly announced. "'Ooo's that then?" Rodrieg asked.

Last meals should relate to the crime.

Are Days Necessary?

"Could I try on that pretty dress

Had to make several corrections. This is what happens when you write at work. I'm always looking over my shoulder. Sorry for other errors I may have made.

I’m used to the term
Surf and turf on a menu