Humour

Where the white rabbit went

I hate automated switchboards
They are so annoyingly slow

The Flower Shop.

The chauffeur got out of the driver’s seat of the long black limo, opened the rear passenger door, and out stepped Randolph Rockport.

Fluffybunny Roadkill is undoubtedly UK TV’s leading survival expert.

Are you wearing a onesie?
I didn’t know you were the type

They’re putting on activities
For those whose lives need enhancing

It’s a pity that dead people always seem to be difficult to talk to

At the Undertakers.

an unlikely combo

Kind hearts are gardens,
Kind thoughts are roots,

I have a dog called Wooftah,
And he ain't no pooftah.
He's a big male stud.
Or is it that he's a God?
He ain't 'cos he smells like a bog,
Since he never washes his gob!

The bride's sister is a cake maker par excellence!

They are having a celebration here too in case anyone is thinking Rhodes is a long way to go for an evening.

I am definitely not getting past it

He had the Tarka Vindaloo

the rules of attraction

Had to pull this story in for spelling without a license. Won't I never leern?

I had a crash with another car
It was my fault, Granted

A skinny brunette with hair in pigtails
A busty blonde with a ponytail
Overweight lasses showing their bellies
Some eccentric sorts wearing green wellies

I wasn't put on this earth to be a duster!