Certificate 15

Inter-Village Orgy League: Match Report

Well, now. We are approaching the halfway point in this year's Upper Thyghspreader Inter-Village Orgy League.

Dem Dogs Dese Days

First up, you’re all tossers, so that gets that straight.
Second, and this is just as important, I fuckin’ rule. Alright?

Tuesday Sonnet: Huzzah!

Scared of me? You bet! I've seen your tragic
Castles and the holes beneath your cuirass.
Paint me stupid – I am full of magic,
Bright like stuff of dreams, as warm and true as

Marlton Square

We all have secrets that worry us, haunt us, consume us. Often times, we're not who we claim to be. Secret Number 3 for the collection.

Joy of Joys

The phone went.
It was Boots in Putney. They’ve got my nicotine patches. I said I’d be there in a few days to pick them up.

 The Tide Always Returns

The Angel's Silence 26

"I really don't want to tell her. She's been under so much stress lately, but I will if I have to."

 I cannot think of a good title for this.

Please bear in mind that I was very drunk during the events I am about to describe.

 Castle In The Clouds, Chapters 23 & 24

Chapter Twenty Three

Just Words

this room smells clean
it's not home
but for now
it will do.

the hum of the extractor fan
smothers all other noise
except the sound of fingers on the keyboard.

my window is two stories up

BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER (I.P.)

Previously on ABCtales.com: Part 1, Satan plans to wipe out the world’s population; Part 2, some will survive, he recruits a living man to rule them; now, in part 3, the fight back begins.

Vera & Luvius : Part 4 : Vera's Appraisal

Vera's love affair is affecting the quality of her work and she is called to answer to her space station masters.

"Time is on My Side" - Part Four

... and the great sadness that sent a generation to war, and now wonder why they come home talking dirty. The old lie – Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.

 "Time is on My Side" - Part Three

The room looks different - The flecked wallpaper looks like dried blood.
I keep thinking it is a room to die in, but not to live in. The bed in the corner, a naked light bulb hanging ...

She was the lumberjack's wife

She was the lumberjack's wife,
while he was out
she had many affairs,
all of which i could hear
from just upstairs,
all day they would stay,
thats excesive foreplay
for a hour of fun,

Mommie Dearest

Today I looked into the eyes
of the woman that is
my mother.
The vessel that carried
me for nine months. The vessel
that fed and nurtured me.
Kept me deep within

Gothic Haiku

darkness dwells within
hides me in its black cover
i long for my death

 Blood Money

Where does he get them? Crisp One hundred dollar bill - yet all with the same serial number but they are not forgeries - tested and retested to be genuine. So, where does he get them . . .