Non-fiction

  How The Spider Monkey Got His Soul

Thursday 18th April 2013

  White Stallions

The Sea

Ocean sunshine

  Rabbits with Batteries.

Wednesday 15th April 2013

Last Friday I had a text from Dan.

I Win

Wednesday 18th April 2013.

Fat Club

I’m thinking of starting my own Fat Club. Talking to Sue it seems like money for old rope. £15 membership and fleece them for another fiver every time they come along to get weighed.

WW 11 Memories

Dad did tell me a few things---about how close we came to losing the War, if Britain fell.

The Watchtower Project

So that you don't have to, your correspondent has listened to every* version of All Along The Watchtower available on Spotify.

  A Fish of Indiscriminate Species.

Tuesday 17th April 2013.

...And Gone.

A few minutes later a lady called June rang me. She told me that the criteria for a place at the refuge for victims of domestic abuse were very strict.

The what?

Chimps Tea Party

He moved in to kiss me. It’s what I wanted, but I saw Dan’s face. I felt guilty, unfaithful. I was being stupid and doing something stupid.

In Your Eyes

Thursday 10th April 2013.

Hey Trouble--You Lookin` At Me?

Monday 7th April 2013.

That night I had a text from Joe.

Back in Business

The next day I asked my son to come through and go with me to look at it. I did feel a little bit uncomfortable at the thought of going alone.

  So the sexual hormones haven't died after all. Heeellloo!

Thursday 4th April 2013.

You know the score by now, I’m one of those people that strange things happen to. I don’t know why. I don’t invite it… It just happens.

Promises Are Made to be Broken

I went in on the Monday which was my new starter’s first day. One of my three had already quit and dumped her calls at 08:30 after doing just three calls.

With Good Cause.

On the Monday I was called into Joanie’s office and she said that she had a proposition for me.

Scaredy Cat

Tuesday 22nd January 2013