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After a wretched childhood begging for gruel in the poorhouse, FTSE woke up one morning to find himself writing. At first he was very angry with himself, but when it became clear that he lacked the temperament to follow his father into ballet, which he considered the pits, he gave himself his full support. To this day he is unable to read and has no idea what he writes.

FTSE's favourite colour for bills is anything other than red. Piano keyboards, he believes, look rather fetching in black and white, and for traffic lights he favours green. His favourite dwarf is Sneezy. His hobbies include spoofing autobiographies and counting his blessings, of which he has at least nine. Sometimes he is very serious indeed.

Right now, I have 29 stories in 3 collections on the site. My stories have been read 17788 times and 25 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

Angels

Submitted on October 6, 2009 - 14:54 | 553 reads

Love and Gout

Submitted on May 29, 2009 - 10:10 | 482 reads

Mikey's Birthday

Submitted on May 27, 2009 - 22:14 | 550 reads

Imaginary Bali

Submitted on February 10, 2009 - 19:18 | 581 reads

Don't Worry

Submitted on February 6, 2009 - 22:21 | 477 reads

The Last Days

Submitted on January 28, 2009 - 18:53 | 435 reads

Extreme Breakfasts

Submitted on January 26, 2009 - 20:25 | 469 reads

The October Facebook Riots

Submitted on January 23, 2009 - 12:47 | 617 reads

Age Brings Wisden

Submitted on January 20, 2009 - 23:52 | 469 reads

A Prayer to Google

Submitted on January 19, 2009 - 13:19 | 585 reads

Inside Out

Submitted on December 16, 2008 - 14:16 | 563 reads

Melons are a Bore

Submitted on November 14, 2008 - 18:24 | 658 reads

Kill 'em All

Submitted on November 12, 2008 - 12:30 | 646 reads

How to Conjugate a Sheep

Submitted on November 7, 2008 - 15:24 | 610 reads

Vengeance is Mine!

Submitted on October 31, 2008 - 13:03 | 562 reads

Final Examination

Submitted on October 22, 2008 - 14:57 | 658 reads

This Are the Way of Dissertation Writings

Submitted on October 16, 2008 - 11:23 | 590 reads

Alien Abduction

Submitted on October 8, 2008 - 16:58 | 757 reads

Poetry As She Is Wrote

Submitted on September 28, 2008 - 19:10 | 614 reads

To Mock a Killingbird

Submitted on September 25, 2008 - 22:07 | 798 reads

May All Your Underpants be Wonderpants

Submitted on September 22, 2008 - 16:48 | 677 reads

The Theatre of Me: Prologue.

Submitted on August 21, 2008 - 13:35 | 508 reads

Dear Literary Agent

Submitted on August 18, 2008 - 09:08 | 682 reads

Fairy Tale

Submitted on August 14, 2008 - 13:13 | 694 reads

My Beige Heaven

Submitted on August 13, 2008 - 15:26 | 630 reads

American As She Is Spoke

Submitted on August 11, 2008 - 18:13 | 573 reads

King of Spoons

Submitted on August 6, 2008 - 17:06 | 736 reads

Gorblimey Trousers

Submitted on July 30, 2008 - 11:00 | 950 reads

The Truss Trap

Submitted on July 22, 2008 - 09:08 | 664 reads