My Stories
The Heart
First published on May 19, 2013 - 01:11 | 15 reads
My Bollocks
First published on May 19, 2013 - 00:27 | 21 reads
Dead Father
First published on May 17, 2013 - 00:59 | 21 reads
Pain be my guide
First published on May 17, 2013 - 00:49 | 26 reads
Rapid Intervention
First published on May 17, 2013 - 00:10 | 42 reads
matt 418
First published on May 16, 2013 - 02:41 | 15 reads
matt 412
First published on May 15, 2013 - 00:53 | 28 reads
Matt 4
First published on May 14, 2013 - 02:07 | 26 reads
My clitoral Erection
First published on May 13, 2013 - 21:05 | 27 reads
matt 313
First published on May 13, 2013 - 17:41 | 22 reads
Dogfighter
First published on May 13, 2013 - 02:48 | 30 reads
The Gift of Life
First published on May 13, 2013 - 02:26 | 25 reads
matt 3
First published on May 12, 2013 - 21:14 | 30 reads
As her tongue entered my anus
First published on May 11, 2013 - 23:41 | 51 reads
matt 213
First published on May 11, 2013 - 22:22 | 42 reads
Bullseye
First published on May 11, 2013 - 14:26 | 25 reads
My Eyes fucking work
First published on May 10, 2013 - 19:35 | 43 reads
matt 2
First published on May 10, 2013 - 02:16 | 46 reads
Wincing
First published on May 10, 2013 - 00:08 | 30 reads
the brain
First published on May 9, 2013 - 20:34 | 26 reads
Erection Great
First published on May 9, 2013 - 02:07 | 34 reads
Dead Swan
First published on May 8, 2013 - 21:26 | 30 reads
matt 1
First published on May 8, 2013 - 05:54 | 65 reads
I give you drugs
First published on May 7, 2013 - 15:28 | 19 reads
A pudding day
First published on May 7, 2013 - 12:15 | 25 reads
scattering bullet
First published on May 6, 2013 - 16:01 | 22 reads
goblet cell
First published on May 6, 2013 - 15:55 | 21 reads
Oh cow in the field
First published on May 6, 2013 - 12:18 | 28 reads
We are aliens
First published on May 5, 2013 - 21:45 | 38 reads
Ah the brain!
First published on May 5, 2013 - 16:36 | 47 reads
in praise of masturbation
First published on May 5, 2013 - 13:00 | 55 reads
If you can see
First published on May 1, 2013 - 03:02 | 37 reads
Good friends
First published on April 30, 2013 - 21:57 | 32 reads
When you have nothing to say
First published on April 30, 2013 - 19:53 | 32 reads
Shut the fuck up
First published on April 30, 2013 - 02:20 | 27 reads
My sister is differently abled
First published on April 30, 2013 - 01:57 | 29 reads
Who was Jesus?
First published on April 30, 2013 - 01:52 | 33 reads
Loss of a mother
First published on April 29, 2013 - 00:03 | 38 reads
Let's hear it for the neutrons
First published on April 28, 2013 - 01:40 | 42 reads
The meaning of life
First published on April 27, 2013 - 20:51 | 37 reads
the truth
First published on April 27, 2013 - 20:11 | 42 reads
In Praise of ABC Tales
First published on April 27, 2013 - 00:00 | 47 reads
The Black cat
First published on April 26, 2013 - 15:03 | 57 reads
The old Man
First published on April 25, 2013 - 16:14 | 38 reads
A woman's test
First published on April 25, 2013 - 16:00 | 33 reads
I am a mild man
First published on April 25, 2013 - 15:31 | 46 reads
Ape Man
First published on April 25, 2013 - 01:37 | 31 reads
Margaret Thatcher
First published on April 24, 2013 - 17:34 | 31 reads
Cut up
First published on April 24, 2013 - 16:44 | 22 reads
The sorcerer's apprentice
First published on April 18, 2013 - 14:36 | 46 reads
Age
First published on April 18, 2013 - 14:29 | 43 reads
We all deserve happiness
First published on April 18, 2013 - 14:20 | 41 reads
Mummy will you please stop smoking
First published on April 17, 2013 - 22:37 | 38 reads
Silence
First published on April 17, 2013 - 16:13 | 29 reads
Anti-Ape Technology
First published on April 16, 2013 - 15:07 | 34 reads
11 commandments of life
First published on April 16, 2013 - 12:16 | 74 reads
Enough has been said
First published on April 16, 2013 - 12:03 | 39 reads
Exercise or die
First published on April 14, 2013 - 22:47 | 38 reads
A Necessary Evil
First published on April 14, 2013 - 21:36 | 49 reads
English and the Irish
First published on April 14, 2013 - 21:16 | 29 reads
somalia
First published on April 13, 2013 - 22:47 | 44 reads
Paying for sex
First published on April 13, 2013 - 22:26 | 56 reads
House call
First published on April 13, 2013 - 22:12 | 31 reads
I am a label
First published on April 12, 2013 - 23:59 | 31 reads
I am my brain
First published on April 12, 2013 - 23:48 | 29 reads
I am my skin
First published on April 12, 2013 - 12:09 | 31 reads
I am my eyes
First published on April 12, 2013 - 00:32 | 35 reads
I am my heart
First published on April 12, 2013 - 00:25 | 23 reads
I am a poem
First published on April 11, 2013 - 23:54 | 49 reads
In one night
First published on April 11, 2013 - 00:49 | 46 reads
I am a boy
First published on April 11, 2013 - 00:38 | 30 reads
I am a rock
First published on April 11, 2013 - 00:36 | 22 reads
I am a man
First published on April 9, 2013 - 03:06 | 97 reads
i have been busy
First published on April 9, 2013 - 02:33 | 33 reads
The Darkness
First published on April 7, 2013 - 20:03 | 56 reads
what is poetic?
First published on April 7, 2013 - 12:22 | 64 reads
The Art of Life
First published on April 6, 2013 - 23:55 | 72 reads
How can life be charted?
First published on April 6, 2013 - 23:08 | 46 reads
Is this love?
First published on April 6, 2013 - 22:30 | 67 reads
The ultimate farce
First published on April 5, 2013 - 01:41 | 91 reads
Oh lordy, lordy Lord
First published on April 5, 2013 - 01:25 | 49 reads
I have been in strange places
First published on April 5, 2013 - 01:19 | 72 reads
Have you ever held bliss?
First published on March 31, 2013 - 19:59 | 77 reads
When you have loved
First published on March 31, 2013 - 11:48 | 103 reads
A cat called cow
First published on March 31, 2013 - 10:16 | 65 reads
Law of Attraction
First published on March 30, 2013 - 23:34 | 65 reads
Public Health Warning: Age
First published on March 30, 2013 - 23:21 | 45 reads
Can Satan be saved?
First published on March 30, 2013 - 23:08 | 52 reads
What's a sparrow to do?
First published on March 29, 2013 - 19:40 | 51 reads
God Lite
First published on March 29, 2013 - 11:14 | 59 reads
Dying man
First published on March 29, 2013 - 10:15 | 36 reads
Not being heard
First published on March 28, 2013 - 23:49 | 65 reads
My Father
First published on March 28, 2013 - 23:27 | 62 reads
My sex
First published on March 28, 2013 - 10:51 | 49 reads
Not Eve's fault Adam
First published on March 27, 2013 - 22:40 | 49 reads
My Daughter
First published on March 27, 2013 - 22:21 | 128 reads
We Evolved
First published on March 27, 2013 - 21:57 | 51 reads
Bacteria rule
First published on March 26, 2013 - 21:50 | 39 reads
Gift of life
First published on March 26, 2013 - 21:10 | 34 reads
The Sugar Champion
First published on March 26, 2013 - 20:22 | 46 reads
The church is for sinners
First published on March 24, 2013 - 03:09 | 52 reads
Jesus Christ? god no!
First published on March 24, 2013 - 02:59 | 54 reads
Separation from God
First published on March 24, 2013 - 02:38 | 54 reads
Mobile phone
First published on March 24, 2013 - 00:29 | 43 reads
Huge cock
First published on March 24, 2013 - 00:05 | 90 reads
Forgotten realm
First published on March 24, 2013 - 00:00 | 49 reads
Just one more fag
First published on March 17, 2013 - 19:39 | 45 reads
Sweet Poison
First published on March 17, 2013 - 19:28 | 39 reads
Foot Slap
First published on March 17, 2013 - 19:16 | 44 reads
Inward Rectifying Potassium Channel
First published on March 7, 2013 - 11:57 | 55 reads
The white cat
First published on March 2, 2013 - 14:14 | 33 reads
O Clitoris
First published on March 2, 2013 - 14:09 | 69 reads
We Borrow
First published on March 2, 2013 - 13:46 | 46 reads
Any regrets?
First published on January 1, 2013 - 10:06 | 83 reads
One more hour
First published on December 27, 2012 - 20:16 | 58 reads
I hurt
First published on December 26, 2012 - 10:58 | 57 reads
It gets dark every night
First published on December 24, 2012 - 19:45 | 66 reads
My love for you is like an erupting volcano
First published on December 23, 2012 - 11:16 | 81 reads
Cock, cow, human
First published on December 6, 2012 - 10:22 | 42 reads
Nonsense rhyme
First published on December 4, 2012 - 22:35 | 44 reads
Now that you have left me
First published on December 4, 2012 - 22:27 | 36 reads
I talk! I cough
First published on December 4, 2012 - 22:22 | 36 reads
A cabbage is a cabbage
First published on December 1, 2012 - 03:39 | 39 reads
No hope of rescue
First published on December 1, 2012 - 03:32 | 73 reads
Magic Shoe
First published on December 1, 2012 - 03:24 | 50 reads
Modern man
First published on November 30, 2012 - 01:40 | 43 reads
The missing girlfriend
First published on November 30, 2012 - 01:32 | 45 reads
You stole my Car
First published on November 30, 2012 - 01:23 | 34 reads
Possibly the worst poem ever
First published on November 27, 2012 - 02:47 | 84 reads
Procrastination
First published on November 26, 2012 - 22:59 | 69 reads
My thumb
First published on November 25, 2012 - 19:14 | 76 reads
The Fatal Virus pt1
First published on November 25, 2012 - 02:03 | 65 reads
Dear Stapedius Muscle
First published on November 25, 2012 - 01:43 | 74 reads
Foreskin
First published on November 24, 2012 - 21:10 | 113 reads
The Flood
First published on November 23, 2012 - 23:10 | 69 reads
Your dreams
First published on November 23, 2012 - 21:30 | 47 reads
I will never
First published on November 23, 2012 - 20:06 | 49 reads
I pray to Nike
First published on November 22, 2012 - 00:41 | 39 reads
I am a virus
First published on November 21, 2012 - 19:20 | 56 reads
I worship you, bacteria
First published on November 21, 2012 - 13:38 | 44 reads
Sleep
First published on November 20, 2012 - 03:00 | 46 reads
Defecation
First published on November 17, 2012 - 23:27 | 79 reads
A love lost
First published on November 17, 2012 - 21:16 | 68 reads
In every human being
First published on November 11, 2012 - 18:48 | 46 reads
I am an orangutan
First published on November 11, 2012 - 04:17 | 67 reads
We are fruit
First published on November 4, 2012 - 11:34 | 54 reads
I miss you
First published on September 2, 2012 - 07:17 | 123 reads
Glow in the dark stars
First published on September 1, 2012 - 02:20 | 119 reads
Loss
First published on August 29, 2012 - 18:44 | 131 reads
Life
First published on August 29, 2012 - 16:51 | 107 reads
We need to protect nature
First published on August 29, 2012 - 16:32 | 122 reads
If you can read this
First published on August 28, 2012 - 08:00 | 82 reads
Ask my mum
First published on August 27, 2012 - 22:29 | 94 reads
The Human Connection
First published on August 27, 2012 - 12:22 | 95 reads
Phallusectomy
First published on August 26, 2012 - 09:21 | 101 reads
Do not love me
First published on August 26, 2012 - 09:07 | 103 reads
Dry water
First published on August 25, 2012 - 19:10 | 86 reads
womaniser
First published on August 25, 2012 - 19:02 | 74 reads
My Erect Penis
First published on August 23, 2012 - 22:32 | 184 reads
Oh my bloody God!
First published on August 23, 2012 - 14:38 | 96 reads
I am a bad shallow man
First published on August 23, 2012 - 14:14 | 164 reads
We Scratch
First published on August 22, 2012 - 08:50 | 93 reads
Top Gun
First published on August 20, 2012 - 15:02 | 109 reads
The end of an affair?
First published on August 20, 2012 - 14:42 | 121 reads
fear of being
First published on August 19, 2012 - 20:17 | 85 reads
Bikini
First published on August 19, 2012 - 12:18 | 117 reads
Crash
First published on August 19, 2012 - 06:30 | 98 reads
Masturbation
First published on August 11, 2012 - 07:27 | 131 reads
An ant's left leg
First published on August 10, 2012 - 22:57 | 116 reads
Extreme weight loss
First published on August 10, 2012 - 07:52 | 146 reads
Who am I?
First published on August 10, 2012 - 07:31 | 121 reads
Distant Land
First published on August 2, 2012 - 08:09 | 120 reads
Bulls
First published on August 1, 2012 - 23:58 | 104 reads
It's about time you came back now
First published on August 1, 2012 - 11:31 | 160 reads
Don't talk to me about time
First published on August 1, 2012 - 10:34 | 94 reads
Uninhabitable Realm
First published on July 30, 2012 - 14:15 | 112 reads
Never ever leave me again
First published on July 30, 2012 - 13:03 | 166 reads
I rule the world
First published on July 30, 2012 - 12:49 | 103 reads
A fool's message
First published on July 29, 2012 - 20:56 | 124 reads
The Happy Wonderer pt1
First published on July 28, 2012 - 19:17 | 145 reads
Rape's bitter Fruit
First published on July 28, 2012 - 17:01 | 119 reads
u staying over
First published on July 25, 2012 - 22:03 | 128 reads
Vive la France!
First published on July 25, 2012 - 20:03 | 98 reads
The spermatozoon
First published on July 25, 2012 - 19:36 | 192 reads
Lumbago
First published on July 24, 2012 - 23:56 | 108 reads
Please believe me
First published on July 24, 2012 - 03:34 | 149 reads
What is our body
First published on July 23, 2012 - 18:41 | 117 reads
Theological Questions
First published on July 23, 2012 - 08:00 | 92 reads
Take me back sweetie
First published on July 22, 2012 - 19:12 | 124 reads
Positive and Negative
First published on July 22, 2012 - 17:51 | 96 reads
Infinity
First published on July 21, 2012 - 23:18 | 118 reads
Obesogenic me
First published on July 21, 2012 - 23:04 | 214 reads
You Stole
First published on July 16, 2012 - 11:53 | 96 reads
All the rude words
First published on July 15, 2012 - 23:58 | 241 reads
Taxi driver
First published on July 15, 2012 - 16:54 | 170 reads
I am a dog, I am a cat
First published on July 15, 2012 - 09:37 | 130 reads
Human partnership
First published on July 14, 2012 - 01:29 | 129 reads
The food machine
First published on July 13, 2012 - 18:56 | 112 reads
My search for meaning
First published on July 12, 2012 - 21:58 | 174 reads
The Unwritten Poem
First published on July 12, 2012 - 05:27 | 143 reads
The woeful mistake
First published on July 12, 2012 - 05:20 | 144 reads
My first love
First published on July 10, 2012 - 22:50 | 129 reads
Disco Pain
First published on July 10, 2012 - 16:49 | 120 reads
Unbelievers
First published on July 10, 2012 - 11:23 | 90 reads
You Stuffed
First published on July 9, 2012 - 11:20 | 177 reads
Murray vs. Federer
First published on July 8, 2012 - 23:13 | 109 reads
anti-dump gf
First published on July 8, 2012 - 11:41 | 101 reads
Mental
First published on July 8, 2012 - 11:14 | 123 reads
I raised my gun
First published on July 7, 2012 - 04:38 | 90 reads
unknowing student
First published on July 7, 2012 - 04:05 | 122 reads
non-science
First published on July 3, 2012 - 15:21 | 92 reads
Pigeon here, pigeon there
First published on July 3, 2012 - 15:00 | 125 reads
Out of the Darkness
First published on July 3, 2012 - 00:58 | 138 reads
I threw
First published on July 3, 2012 - 00:44 | 174 reads
