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neilmc

I have 193 stories in 11 collections on the site. My stories have been read 226386 times and 52 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Collections

Annunciation and other stories
I'm Not Your Man
Love Bites
Northern tales
Pleading The Filth Amendment
Poems The Cat Brought In
Tales Of The Totally Predictable
Unordered Tales
Vanilla's Sold Out
Without rhyme or reason
Won't you come home, Bill Bryson?

My Stories

Tallinn

First published on August 12, 2008 - 12:44  | 452 reads

Isambard's Broken Cigar

First published on August 12, 2008 - 12:42  | 416 reads

WLTM

First published on August 10, 2008 - 09:39  | 324 reads

Intermission

First published on August 10, 2008 - 09:29  | 433 reads

Sweet On You

First published on August 10, 2008 - 09:25  | 1016 reads

Make Me A Cake

First published on June 2, 2007 - 10:09  | 864 reads

Losing Eight Stone

First published on June 2, 2007 - 10:06  | 860 reads

Briefs Encounter

First published on June 2, 2007 - 09:39  | 995 reads

Twink

First published on April 6, 2007 - 07:54  | 677 reads

Friday Morning Feeling

First published on April 6, 2007 - 07:51  | 498 reads

Crawlstroke Bullies

First published on February 18, 2007 - 22:54  | 523 reads

Apricots

First published on February 18, 2007 - 22:31  | 731 reads

Raptor Watch

First published on February 18, 2007 - 22:27  | 520 reads

Dunford Bridge

First published on December 16, 2006 - 23:22  | 674 reads

Aphrodite Rising

First published on December 16, 2006 - 23:18  | 667 reads

Dodo

First published on December 2, 2006 - 23:35  | 617 reads

Coming Clean

First published on December 2, 2006 - 23:30  | 586 reads

Just A City Sunday

First published on September 15, 2006 - 20:52  | 577 reads

Days Like These

First published on September 15, 2006 - 20:46  | 601 reads

Murakami In Bavaria

First published on August 22, 2006 - 23:09  | 611 reads

Scenes From The Saxmundham Tandoori

First published on July 29, 2006 - 17:53  | 541 reads

Lesser Antillean Grackle

First published on July 29, 2006 - 17:41  | 695 reads

Telltale

First published on July 29, 2006 - 17:38  | 1190 reads

Entertaining Angels Unaware

First published on July 19, 2006 - 19:01  | 869 reads

The only gay in the Gaylord

First published on July 7, 2006 - 21:06  | 589 reads

Go Jump

First published on May 27, 2006 - 22:09  | 589 reads

Purple Hat

First published on May 14, 2006 - 22:04  | 780 reads

News I Must Have Missed

First published on May 14, 2006 - 21:57  | 663 reads

Ballad Of Drippy Girl And Morning Owl

First published on April 26, 2006 - 20:16  | 697 reads

My Grandad

First published on April 26, 2006 - 20:13  | 625 reads

Nights Out With Remus

First published on March 17, 2006 - 22:58  | 810 reads

Was It Something I Said?

First published on March 15, 2006 - 21:06  | 808 reads

Superspiritual Husband

First published on March 4, 2006 - 17:12  | 798 reads

Parental Inadvisory

First published on March 4, 2006 - 17:01  | 805 reads

Next To My Heart

First published on January 21, 2006 - 11:17  | 831 reads

Plain Talking

First published on January 11, 2006 - 22:27  | 827 reads

Here lie dragons

First published on December 26, 2005 - 15:38  | 933 reads

Dem Ol' Kosmic Blues

First published on December 4, 2005 - 18:49  | 854 reads

Arachnophobia

First published on December 4, 2005 - 18:33  | 927 reads

Button Box

First published on November 29, 2005 - 22:24  | 824 reads

Marriage Bout

First published on November 29, 2005 - 22:09  | 829 reads

Little Kinsey Report

First published on October 25, 2005 - 19:48  | 931 reads

Bar At The Folies Bergere

First published on October 18, 2005 - 18:34  | 996 reads

Just Sometimes

First published on September 14, 2005 - 14:51  | 932 reads

We Need To Not Talk

First published on September 6, 2005 - 19:42  | 953 reads

Sappho, Don't Jump!

First published on August 29, 2005 - 13:02  | 944 reads

Cocks And Horses

First published on August 29, 2005 - 12:57  | 1494 reads

Later

First published on August 10, 2005 - 22:31  | 1017 reads

Modern Female Dominant

First published on August 3, 2005 - 23:22  | 2927 reads

Husband Swap

First published on May 21, 2005 - 12:22  | 10761 reads

Pitch Black

First published on March 24, 2005 - 23:26  | 802 reads

Second Chance Sunday

First published on March 15, 2005 - 22:16  | 860 reads

Leaving

First published on March 12, 2005 - 21:24  | 754 reads

She Could Only Pull The Bass Guitarist

First published on March 8, 2005 - 22:49  | 812 reads

Welcome Here

First published on March 1, 2005 - 22:44  | 741 reads

Six And Out

First published on February 19, 2005 - 19:45  | 836 reads

Know Your Orgasm

First published on February 16, 2005 - 23:53  | 990 reads

Bernadette

First published on February 13, 2005 - 13:29  | 744 reads

A Sapphic Poem

First published on February 8, 2005 - 21:14  | 2047 reads

Mission Conference

First published on February 4, 2005 - 17:06  | 768 reads

This Poem Demands Respect

First published on January 26, 2005 - 19:56  | 1121 reads

Splash!

First published on January 18, 2005 - 22:14  | 1093 reads

Singapore

First published on January 8, 2005 - 22:29  | 761 reads

Nilima's Conquest

First published on December 28, 2004 - 16:54  | 2416 reads

Mr. Bax And The Five-Cow Wife

First published on December 19, 2004 - 21:26  | 5142 reads

The Great Tile Race

First published on December 18, 2004 - 20:37  | 1740 reads

The Windmill

First published on December 14, 2004 - 23:23  | 807 reads

Suspicion

First published on December 13, 2004 - 11:51  | 1022 reads

Why Are All The Best Guys Gay?

First published on December 13, 2004 - 11:31  | 811 reads

I Know He Loves Me

First published on December 12, 2004 - 22:50  | 645 reads

Christmas Conception

First published on December 8, 2004 - 20:38  | 835 reads

He's too clever by half

First published on December 3, 2004 - 13:37  | 729 reads

Marketing Poetry

First published on December 3, 2004 - 01:35  | 2353 reads

What's Urdu for diarrhoea?

First published on December 2, 2004 - 12:01  | 1401 reads

Damage

First published on December 2, 2004 - 00:17  | 884 reads

What Every Woman Wants

First published on November 27, 2004 - 18:28  | 770 reads

Kiss Kiss

First published on November 27, 2004 - 16:07  | 803 reads

Restless Mistress

First published on November 27, 2004 - 16:00  | 768 reads

More Mancunian love bites

First published on November 25, 2004 - 11:06  | 678 reads

Julie's Love

First published on November 25, 2004 - 11:02  | 786 reads

Ice Maiden

First published on November 24, 2004 - 20:03  | 709 reads

Wishful Thinking

First published on November 22, 2004 - 06:11  | 686 reads

Emma And The Rosebud

First published on November 21, 2004 - 21:32  | 769 reads

The Traveller

First published on November 19, 2004 - 12:53  | 722 reads

Rock Hell

First published on November 19, 2004 - 12:50  | 679 reads

Pig and pie

First published on November 18, 2004 - 12:07  | 783 reads

Hummingbird Tattoo

First published on November 18, 2004 - 12:05  | 30196 reads

I'm Sally, try me!

First published on November 17, 2004 - 23:06  | 747 reads

Axles, Bold As Love (Trainspotting With Jimi Hendrix)

First published on November 17, 2004 - 16:35  | 879 reads

Annunciation

First published on November 17, 2004 - 16:34  | 719 reads

Nilima's Gift

First published on November 17, 2004 - 16:33  | 1235 reads

Whipping Post

First published on November 17, 2004 - 16:25  | 10476 reads

Ghost Train To Cleethorpes

First published on November 16, 2004 - 12:38  | 3660 reads

Last Light

First published on November 16, 2004 - 08:41  | 758 reads

Sabena's Layer Cake

First published on November 14, 2004 - 21:07  | 824 reads

Playing Away

First published on November 13, 2004 - 21:24  | 730 reads

Iffy Miffy 2

First published on October 29, 2004 - 22:44  | 759 reads

The Criminal's Wife

First published on October 10, 2004 - 20:57  | 899 reads

Wind-Up Boyfriend

First published on October 10, 2004 - 20:49  | 974 reads

You The Bridge

First published on October 7, 2004 - 18:46  | 798 reads

Connections

First published on October 1, 2004 - 17:05  | 786 reads

Olympic Subbuteo

First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:38  | 1310 reads

Iffy Miffy

First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:22  | 721 reads

In Stone

First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:22  | 726 reads

Little Black Dress

First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:18  | 1168 reads

Calendar Girls

First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:18  | 732 reads

Poor Virginia

First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:14  | 732 reads

Surprise, Surprise!

First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:09  | 810 reads

Hugs And Kisses

First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:08  | 734 reads

Lawrence Land

First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:02  | 708 reads

Am bi ...

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:56  | 742 reads

Fundamentalist

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:46  | 737 reads

Vampiric Benevolence

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:43  | 721 reads

Middlebrow

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:41  | 821 reads

Moonbathing

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:41  | 917 reads

Hell's Kitchen

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:30  | 704 reads

My Sports Pages

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:25  | 754 reads

Britcrib

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:25  | 728 reads

Grandad Goes Rocking Again

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:14  | 1167 reads

Blackberries

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:09  | 729 reads

Piling On The Agony

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:09  | 715 reads

Eight Thousand Turned Up For The Homecoming

First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:05  | 726 reads

I'm Not Your Man

First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:27  | 762 reads

The season of love

First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:25  | 693 reads

Ceremony

First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:25  | 773 reads

Last Kiss Of The Rosenbergs

First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:15  | 720 reads

Cruising For A Bruising

First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:15  | 926 reads

Dripping On Toast

First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14  | 2682 reads

Ouch Of Africa

First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:09  | 2449 reads

Z - The Shed Cat

First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:02  | 1419 reads

Visiting Old Friends

First published on September 28, 2004 - 21:58  | 731 reads

Eggs Over Easy

First published on September 28, 2004 - 21:56  | 708 reads

No More Heroes

First published on September 28, 2004 - 21:55  | 756 reads

The birds, revisited

First published on September 28, 2004 - 21:52  | 773 reads

Arnold The Shed King

First published on September 28, 2004 - 21:51  | 809 reads

Smokey Joe's Monologue

First published on September 15, 2004 - 10:26  | 757 reads

Prague

First published on September 15, 2004 - 10:18  | 645 reads

Funerals And Weddings

First published on September 15, 2004 - 10:04  | 762 reads

Life Is A Cake

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:57  | 725 reads

Awakening

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:49  | 665 reads

Flowers In His Fist

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:39  | 1027 reads

Knowing All About Trains

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:39  | 989 reads

Conundrum

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:36  | 911 reads

Subservient Chicken

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:33  | 791 reads

Our Kids

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:22  | 751 reads

Celibacy

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:22  | 797 reads

Crossing The Bar

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:18  | 781 reads

If That's The Ruling Ring, Where The Hell's The Diamond?

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:16  | 878 reads

Spring Tides

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:16  | 748 reads

Last Big Weekend Of The Summer

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:14  | 711 reads

London Girls

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:10  | 741 reads

Lies, Lies and Mobile Phones

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:10  | 776 reads

Virgin Soldiers

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:10  | 744 reads

Just When I'd Got My House The Way I Wanted It

First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:05  | 754 reads

Men's Night Out

First published on September 15, 2004 - 08:38  | 742 reads

Borders Bookstore

First published on September 15, 2004 - 08:38  | 833 reads

Rampant Rabbit

First published on September 15, 2004 - 08:33  | 2281 reads

I Choose You

First published on September 15, 2004 - 08:18  | 819 reads

Africans

First published on September 15, 2004 - 08:13  | 749 reads

Missed

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:47  | 673 reads

Y SEX?

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:41  | 853 reads

On The Buses

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:39  | 689 reads

A Birder And A Tiger

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:31  | 725 reads

FCUK Foe

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:30  | 723 reads

Mind Your Ps And Qs

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:27  | 842 reads

Helen

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:22  | 705 reads

Bigger Things

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:06  | 694 reads

I Wiped My Arse On The Daily Mail

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:06  | 733 reads

Clearance Sale

First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:06  | 801 reads

Now I Know He Loves Me

First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:55  | 756 reads

Freedom

First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:29  | 712 reads

Noah's Ark

First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:26  | 735 reads

Twice Over

First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:15  | 757 reads

Need Of Strong Coffee

First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:12  | 750 reads

Yogi and yoni

First published on September 15, 2004 - 04:03  | 800 reads

Brothers In Arms

First published on September 15, 2004 - 03:27  | 714 reads

Bihar And Orissa

First published on September 15, 2004 - 01:10  | 2409 reads

Joni Mitchell's Mosh Pit

First published on September 15, 2004 - 01:01  | 743 reads

London Calling

First published on September 15, 2004 - 00:55  | 712 reads

Four Postcards From Goa

First published on September 15, 2004 - 00:50  | 811 reads

School Days

First published on September 13, 2004 - 21:25  | 816 reads

How To Write Poetry

First published on September 13, 2004 - 21:06  | 719 reads

Aliens Are Everywhere

First published on September 13, 2004 - 21:06  | 715 reads

Gay Bar Days

First published on September 13, 2004 - 17:24  | 836 reads

How to deal with bullies

First published on September 13, 2004 - 17:00  | 759 reads

Sylvia Plath cost me two quid

First published on September 13, 2004 - 16:30  | 701 reads

Dear Supporters

First published on September 13, 2004 - 14:58  | 718 reads

Shopping, sex and death in Northenden

First published on September 13, 2004 - 14:46  | 4560 reads

Fairies

First published on September 13, 2004 - 14:43  | 831 reads

Between You And The Wall

First published on September 13, 2004 - 14:06  | 713 reads

House Rules

First published on September 13, 2004 - 13:28  | 705 reads

Love Bites - The Title

First published on September 13, 2004 - 13:20  | 734 reads

Xmas Inspiration Point (Chiller Thriller)

First published on September 13, 2004 - 13:11  | 774 reads

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