Watching football. First games ending, second games starting. Get a phone call in between from a female who's askin me a shit ton of questions. Listen, females. When you ask a man a question he is not thinking about the best answer, he ain't even thinking about an answer to the question. He's thinking about what to say to shut this shit down. And when you're with him and you're taking off your clothes and you're thinking Does he think my breasts...
