The Jeremy Corbyn Fun Day

What fun

Dogs

“Splotch is only supposed to have wet food, but I’ve tried what his owners gave me and he wouldn’t touch the stuff. I experimented with a couple of...
Cherry

Folk

“We’re eating at the Fleece tonight,” mum said when I got home. “A nice treat for everyone.” “How lovely,” I said. ‘Shit!’ I thought. The bribe of a...
Gold cherry

Spoons

Faz walked over to me in the canteen and threw a knife and fork at me across the table. “You’ll be needing these,” he said. “No I won’t,” I said. “I’...
Cherry

Words

When Tracey Jenkins speaks it’s like a bad spoof of how a teenage girl talks, full of trashy gossip, littered with omgs, lols, snorts and giggles,...

Running

“I didn’t know you had legs.” “Oh yeah, I’ve got two. One on each side.” “And they look dead sexy in those shorts.” I run most days after school. I...