“Looking after ’Ealth ’nd ’Appiness” (IP)

“Look after your ’ealth,”
his Momma did say,
“Look after your ’ealth,
’n keep away
from draughts ’n germs,
and stress ’n strain,
– and use an umbrellar in the rain!”

“Look after your ’appiness,
Charlie, me lad,
look after your ’appiness,
’n don’t be bad,
’cos bad makes sad,
don’t be a cad,
then Oi will stop fretting,
– but, Charlie, no betting!
– that ‘wealth’ spoils yer ’ealth,
’nd won’t make you ’appy,
so don’t you get lazy,
work hard ’n keep busy,
no time left for strayin’
– your Momma’ll be prayin’:
Oh, Charlie, me lad,
make your Momma real glad!”