HER FAVORITE COLOR'S BEIGE

she's as square cut as wyoming
she's a billiard ball on cue
and her hair she's always combing
so it never gets askew

she is apple-pie in order
and she always acts her age
has a straight line for a border
and her favorite color's beige

she's meticulous and tidy
in a cookie cutter mode
she's a kite that's never flighty
and a bomb that won't explode

she is 4/4 in her music
and confined within a cage
the epitome of logic
and her favorite color's beige

she's as quiet as a sneaker
never dared to climb a tree
not a big adventure seeker
watches way too much TV

sticks to lists inside the market
calculated as a gauge
has a fuse but fails to spark it
and her favorite color's beige