In Case of Emergency

WARNING: do not attempt alone.
What to do in instances
of sudden loss of love:
determine source of apathy.
Quickly remove pride and spite.
If in doubt, consult bystanders.
Loosen tongue.

In cases of suspicion,
check for foreign bodies.

Measure impetus levels.
If good, attempt resuscitation.
If none found, proceed to next step.

Carefully remove attachments.
Assess the damage.
Continue to breathe.

Remove all visual stimuli
from the immediate vicinity.
Lock doors, initiate Playlist 1.
Exceed recommended listening volume.
Apply ice (creamed) copiously to the affected area.
Stop blaming self.
Repeat as necessary.

DO NOT, under any circumstances,
re-enter burning building.

Important:
put on your mask
before facing others.