Yuppy Guppy

Better to fear the Australian yuppy

Whose appearance resembles a guppy

His gyrating gooey festering fin,

the state he’s left the economy in;

Corporate greed, personal ambition

You think Banks care about your opinion?

Consumers consummate crime consumption,

Has made you clones of the Credit card nation;

New job-cuts have become quiet the stunner,

Grab the family, time to do a runner

Yes, by moving to South America,

You can better avoid hysteria;

Don’t forget budget cuts are impending,

It’s your fault stupid for over spending.

You could lose your superannuation,

Sorry you won’t be paid compensation;

Wealth beneath the political surface?

Sure, but that’s not your government’s purpose.

Better pay the yuppy-guppy shark folks,

Avoid the bail-out swim for the life-boat.