J Oh Mighty Todger

Oh Mighty Todger

Oh mighty todger
Thankfully at rest
Awaiting stimulation
A fire in the breast
Moonbeams illuminating
A purple-ness of hue
Surface polished marble
Stilton vein of blue
Automatically awaken
Ego to inflate
Oh tall and proud erection
Ten times your bodyweight
Such a mighty helmet
Leader of the way
Like python: snake unwinding
Every dog will have its day
Friend of all things female
Pores suitably engorged
Ready for unleashing
Bring on all the whores
Oh mighty Todger
Blood drains from the brain
Runs on automatic
Pardon? Come again?
Pulsing, pointing madly
Yet certain of its path
Presented with two choices
What say try this one for a larff?!
Finally when excitement
Brings all to a head
Python yawns subsided
And crawls away to bed
Corpuscles feeding brain cells
Male thoughts diversify
Returning lustful monster
Into regular kind of guy
But beware all who in relaxing
Feel potential danger fake
Give it twenty minutes
And the one eyed trouser snake
Will extend you a proposal
Of marriage: for Goodness sake
But be careful to appease him
Lest he porks the wedding cake.