A SAD TALE?

Ding Dong Bell Cleggy's in the well.
Who'll pull him out?
No one!

Ding Dong Bell Dave is feeling rough.
Who'll cure his pain?
Not Leveson!!

Ding Dong Bell Von Rompuy's in the mire.
Who'll save his skin?
Silence!!

Ding Dong Bell Junker's passing out.
Who'll bring him back?
No reply!!

Ding Dong Bell Barroso's very sick.
Who'll hold his hand?
Get away!!

Ding Dong Bell Merkel's suffering.
Who'll help her out?
Nobody, no doubt!!

Ding Dong Bell Europe's dying fast.
Who'll push it down?
Altogether shout!!