Dave Date Fate

 

He arrived at the pub, then realised he had forgotten to put his watch forward an hour.

 

 

He arrived at the pub, then realised he was in the wrong town.

 

 

He arrived at the pub, then slipped, banged his head on a barstool and spent the night in hospital.

 

 

He arrived at the pub, then got into a fight with a local drunk and spent the night in hospital.

 

 

He arrived at the pub, then got into a fight with a bear and spent the night in hospital.

 

 

He arrived at the pub, then he was whisked away by a spaceship and spent the night having his bits probed by aliens.

 

 

He arrived at the pub, then accidentally stepped through a portal into another dimension and spent 25 subjective years finding his way back to the pub.

 

 

He arrived at the pub... then went back home again.