Ed Bradley meets Eminem

Ed Bradley interviewed Eminem on 60 Minutes but he didn't like his sass.
Eminem said some bad things about Martin Luther King and Bradley kicked his ass.
Eminem talked tough at first but became apologetic when Bradley got mad.
He didn't want a beating from Bradley because he knew it would be bad.
While Bradley was whipping Eminem, they wound up in Andy Rooney's office.
Rooney made an offensive racial remark and Bradley became extremely pissed.
Eminem and Rooney both became extremely sorry for their mishaps.
Bradley punched Rooney in the face and chest and his lungs collapsed.
People learned not to mess with Ed Bradley because of his temper.
People talked tough to Bradley but his beatings made them whimper.

(This fictional poem is based on the MadTV skit about 60 Minutes.)