HEAT OF HIS LUST

He said, "I fancy a thrust."

She said, "But I've got to dust."

He moaned, "I have got to screw."

She said, "I must clean the loo."

He groaned, "I really want it."

She said, "I'll clean up a bit."

He sighed, "Why don't you shag me?"

She said, "Do I sound dirty?"