JUST KNOW I'M HAVING A BAD DAY

I know I'm having a bad day,

When I think I should be sleeping,

And I feel inclined to smash up,

All the 'treasures' I've been keeping.



I know the day's not a good one,

When most things end up on the floor;

When I seem stupidly clumsy,

Than I have ever seemed before.



When chaos hits me like hailstones,

And swear words want to pour from me,

It would be quite safe to assume,

The day's a DUDE without the E.