silly silly santo

silly silly rick santorum
demanding that pornography go away
so that christians can pretend like
their way is the only game in town
(ban pornography, ban same-sex marriage,
ban sugar, ban television, ban books, ban
conversation not concerning “god” or “jesus,”
ban penises & ban vaginas (after they have
done their “duty” popping out lil’ rugrats like
it was going out of fashion in the name of the
“lord”)
so that the prophet santorum
can walk behind the veil
pacing with head in hand
reciting to himself mantras of “holy truths”
wherein he must convince himself first
that it is pornography
that causes violence against women
that it is pornography
that breaks up all of his sacred marriages
under wraps of his all-caring, all-compassionate
“god”---
silly silly santy,
grasping for straws in the attempt to
gain all the adoration from the crazy crazy christians
(who want it to be 1950, perpetually)
in a race against a wealthy wealthy wacko
(who himself believes in joseph smith & his gold plates),
says that pornography is a prime cause of
prostitution
(prostitution, which has long been referred to as
“the oldest profession in the world” apparently did not begin
until two-dimensional photos of naked people were thrust into
the mainstream…guess that would make “mary magdalene” &
all those whores that jesus was getting blowjobs from, really
just saints like the rest of em’)---
well, have no fear
america,
the prophet santorum has come to us
sent by “god”
to save us from ourselves!
his denial of women locked down in an abusive marriage
being beat on a daily basis by a man who still goes to church, who
still reads that bible, who still says his prayers,
who still believes that he will go to “heaven” when he dies,
is all simply part of his plan &
his denial of the bible being a prime reason that women have been treated like
cattle in the past while still being used to discriminate against them in every way possible
in the present,
are all simply aspects of his “divine” wisdom.