suicidal South Dakota

dear Mr. maniacally-raving-mad-
repugnican-
representative
Daugaard,
if a kid in your school has a gun &
your teacher has a gun,
and the teacher fires first,
or the kid fires first &
somebody misses &
hits other kids
promoting a domino effect of a
bloodbath,
will you think then
that the idea of
putting guns in the hands of
teachers,
might’ve been the
wrong motherfucking way to go?

not quite with me yet, asshole?
hmmm…

how about if your armed teacher has
a problem with an unarmed student one day &
s/he got dumped the night before,
came in drunk, may have a temper problem
that slid under the radar…or maybe,
just maybe, they are fucking nutbags
themselves…
now that teacher pulls the trigger,
because you know what…being a teacher
wasn’t really what they had wanted to be
all their lives…instead,
they just wanted to make a mark,
secretly &
now is the time which they’ve chosen to do so…
will you regret making South Dakota the first
fucking hick state,
DUMB ENOUGH,
to arm their teaching staff
(that is, ON THE BOOKS…
yes, we know that there are dumb hick
schools out there that have already allowed
cowboy teachers to strut their stuff off the
books with guns…)?

still not with me, fuckstick?

let’s put it in a little equation for you…

kid with a gun + a teacher with a gun
DOES NOT EQUAL
LESS GUNS IN SCHOOLS.

kid with a gun + a teacher with a gun
DOES NOT EQUAL
LESS VIOLENCE IN SCHOOLS.

teacher with a gun + students without guns
EQUALS
GODDAMNED
FEARMONGERING &
ALL THE MORE REASON FOR A KID TO
BRING A GUN TO SCHOOL.