the uptight american

most will blame the uptight american anus
(oops, did i say “anus?”) on the fact that the empire was
formed by rich white puritans who were scared of their
own penises & vaginas so much that they hoped their “god”
would have created them without such horrid raging beasts
between their legs---
so the story goes, americans still rule the world with the
barrel of a gun & the will to destroy everything in their path
in order to keep it that way, but on the home front, they are
terrified of talking about things that other cultures have no
fucking problem doing
(oops, did i “curse?” why is it a “curse”
to begin with? more bullshit spawned from self-righteous
christian thinking from way back when keeping a woman
locked up in a goddamned house & slaves toiling in the fields
was permissible, but “taking the lord’s name in vain” was
more than frowned upon).

americans will not talk about the fact that they don’t have
money, because celebrity worship is so great in the belly of
the empire that to think you’ll NEVER EVER become rich &
beautiful like those pristine white teeth movie stars is a
thought that most just don’t want to register.

if someone is mentally ill or if a family member is, forget about it,
act like it DOESN’T EXIST---if a family member, someone you
knew, or even a total stranger blew their fucking head off,
act like it DIDN’T HAPPEN, or if you can come to terms with
the fact that it did, blame it on the individual---they were selfish,
they weren’t getting enough sex (ooh, but don’t mention the word
“sex”…say something like “nobody cared for them”), they
just couldn’t get it together…ANYTHING but looking at how
american culture is geared towards tossing the unsavory in
garbage cans in the blatant attempt to get rid of them, at least
from the public eye…at least so we don’t have to look at them.

don’t talk about the horrible things that really did happen in
your childhood, if you are american---don’t talk about the things
that your own children are already doing that society would
consider bad (so that your children won’t talk about the bad things
that you do to them in response, in the future).

DRUGS ARE ALWAYS BAD & THE BLESSED GOVERNMENT
IS DOING A BANG UP JOB ENFORCING THE LAW UPON THE
HEADS OF THESE EVIL EVIL DRUG USERS---remember that in
america, you are a CRIMINAL if you use a drug & remember that an
illegal drug is ANYTHING THAT THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT
TAX YET (psssst…so don’t talk about em’)---

and never ever admit that you have a drug addiction or that you have an
addiction to ANYTHING, really---because the mere word is associated
with a negative connotation, as if “satan” came up & bribed you every
time you go to a porn site on the web or smoked a bowl, much less snorted
a line---either way you are a CRIMINAL.

lastly, but certainly not leastly is
SEX & SHIT---
if you can fuck it, don’t talk about it.
if you can shit it, don’t talk about it.
if it has to do with fucking or shitting,
don’t talk about it---because in america
NO ONE USES THE RESTROOM &
NO ONE ENGAGES IN INTERCOURSE.