The Sexist Farmer is Challenged

Be off now wench and clean that loo!
Oh, I'm only too happy, your bidding to do.
I use your toothbrush for the stringy goo.
Anything to please the mighty you.

Moldy carrots! That's a nasty trick.
What have I done to get on your wick?
Ah, nothing beyond being Dick the prick.
Perhaps you could move to the five acre hay rick.