The Pigeon Chasers (IP)

Alexandra made a sighting.

“Pigeons at twelve o’clock!,” she said. “Gun her Harold!"

As the adrenaline pumped through his caffeine soaked veins, Harold floored the gas petal.

“Yahoo!” he screamed.

“Faster, Harold! Faster!” she yelled

With that, Harold shifted into fifth gear and blew through a storm of terrified pigeons, making Alexandra as hot and horny as ever.

”Think I bagged a few, hon!” said Harold.

“Gotta have you now, babe!” she screamed. “I’m coming over. Unleash the beast, babe”

Harold grew swiftly, and unzipped.

As the convertible sped through the outer limits of town, Alexandra lost her panties in the wind and slid comfortably onto Harold’s lap.

Letting out with a deep sigh, Alexandra opened her eyes and spotted the lights of the patrol car out the back window.

“Fuck!” she said. “You’re gonna have to pull over, Harold. We got bagged.”

Alexandra lifted herself from Harold as nonchalantly as possible, but she didn’t get far.

“You need to move, hon,” said Harold. “He’s getting out of the car.”

“I can’t,” she said. “I’m stuck.”

“Stuck?”

“Our earrings are hooked together,” she said. “I can’t move my goddamn head!”

“Shit,” said Harold. “Don’t panic. I’ll think of something. Here he comes.”

“License and -- hey!” said the rookie officer. “What the hell’s is going on in there?”

“What’s that, officer?” said Harold

“You know damn well what!” said the rookie. “That thing you’re doing!”

“It’s not like you think, sir,” said Harold. “You see, this is my sister.”

“Well, just when you think you’ve seen everything!” said the rookie. ”I‘ve a good might to beat you silly! Get out of that damn car!”

“You don’t understand, sir,” said Harold. “You see, we’re conjoined twins. Been this way since birth.”

”For real?” said the rookie.

”Damn straight,” said Alexandra.

“Well I’ll be,” said the rookie. “I seen something about that on public TV once, but I never thought I’d live to see it. Damn.”

”Yes, sir,” said Alexandra. ”We were just on our way to a conjoined twins convention in Las Vegas. We‘ve been driving all night and really need to get some sleep.”

“If there’s nothing else, officer,” said Harold. “We’d like to be on our way. My sister’s getting sleepy and ,well, when she needs to go to bed, I have to go with her. My cross to bear, if you will.”

“Damn,” was all the rookie could think of.

As Harald and Alexandra sped off, the rookie officer stood there holding the panties that had blown through the window of his patrol car.

“Hey!” said the rookie waving the panties in the air. “Something smells fishy here!”