Ten Little Twittles All in a Row (IP)

1. The one armed monkey thought twice about, once again, reaching for my banana.

2. Leslie’s time machine was on the fritz. The Fritz wasn’t the least bit happy. It was his coronation day. Berlin, 2057.

3. The rotary phone rang and rang. Little Jimmy just stared. He never knew what was what at his granny’s house.

4. April demanded a raise from her boss. April is now the coldest month of the year. June overheard and tore up her list of demands.

5. Jerome was amazed the train conductor bought the story about it being a mannequin’s hand sticking out of his bulky suitcase.

6. When Al, the movie buff, arrived in Palookaville, he was depressed by the black and white of it all. “No wonder Brando was so cranky.”

7. Confucius say, “why so many people say what I say? My own family not listen what I say! Family say, ‘Yeah, Pop, go smoke another bone.’”

8. Shirley regretted marrying George. His parents naming him Shirley was a bigger regret.

9. As the bunker crumbled around him, the fuhrer dragged Eva into one more game of Risk.

10. When Satan put a curse on the world, his mispronunciation of the word plague proved beneficial to the dental industry.