The First Easter Egg

January 15, 2009

Once upon a time there was a little girl that lived on a farm. The farm belonged to her and her dad alone. Everyday after school, the little girl would go to her oh so usual rock in her oh so usual place in the oh so usual forest, to eat her favourite food in the world; CHOCOLATE!!!!
One day, as the girl was eating her chocolate on her oh so usual rock in her oh so usual place in the oh so usual forest, she noticed a small white bunny. The bunny seemed to be really hungry; so the little girl picked the bunny up, and found the crunchiest, most thirst-quenching, delicious leaves and fed it to the bunny. The bunny loved the girl and decided to be her bet in gratitude. What the girl had not come to realize was that her bunny was soon to be a mommy bunny. It was one day after school as the little girl went to her oh so usual rock in her oh so usual place in the oh so usual forest, that she found wonderful pet, lifeless. The little girl was sad, and decided to bury her beloved pet, and as she picked her bunny, she saw a small, lightly furry, mostly naked rat...thing. It squeaked and squeaked, and squeaked and squeaked. Looking closer, the little girl had come to realize that it was a baby bunny.
After the girl had buried her pet, she took the new baby home to show her father. She begged and begged, and begged and begged her father to keep it, and eventually, her father agreed. She loved the baby bunny. To keep the bunny warm, she placed him in a nest in the chicken coop with the other newborn chickens.