I wanted to be romantic

I wanted to be romantic but It was foolish of me to even try.
I wasted my cash when I hired a skywriter to write my proposal in the sky.
I wanted to be romantic, I thought it would please my girl and surprise her.
But she was unconsious at the time because she took a damn tranquilizer.
When I told her, she accused me of lying and was offended when I started denying it.
I was planning to buy her a $4000 ring, thank God that I didn't get around to buying it.
When she accused me of lying, I saw she has no class.
It was a great decision when I dumped her on her ass.
When it comes to matters of the heart, I'm never able to win.
I'm glad that I dumped her, she's been with a thousand men.

(This is a fictional poem)