The Ministry of Fun (Song)

1.

Who said Socialism was

something that is cold and grey?

We are just like Santa Clause

giving toys and games away.

2.

Toys and games and they’re all free;

a nationalized industry;

we just want to put a smile

upon the face of every child.

Chorus:

Here at the ministry of fun;

we’re making fun for everyone,

Toys and Games for boys and girls

‘cause we want fun to rule the world.

3.

Little kids shouldn’t have to pay;

they should just run, have fun and play;

that’s why the state makes games and toys;

a welfare system filled with joy.

4.

Kids should not be rich or poor

‘cause inequality’s not fair;

that’s why the state is making more

fun for all of its kids to share.

Chorus:

Here at the ministry of fun;

we’re making fun for everyone,

Toys and Games for boys and girls

‘cause we want fun to rule the world.