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I have 61 stories published in
one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 26316 times
and 2 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Robert Haslam
My stories
An Unexpected Offer
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Norbert 13 An Unexpected Offer We sit on opposite sides of the table and gnaw our way through rump steak and chips. It’s a bit noisy as four porters...
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A Lesson in Poo
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Norbert 12 A Lesson in Poo We have to wait for Botcher John to manhandle a huge great cardboard box on a wheelie trolley out of the lift before we...
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I knock on death's door, but no one answers
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Norbert 11 I knock on Death's Door, but no one answers I miss Auntie at breakfast because I have to be at work early to commit suicide. I make a mug...
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Life Sucks
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10 Life Sucks Florence appears in the lab as soon as afternoon clinic is over. She’s changed her uniform and her hair is once again pulled back in a...
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Not What I Expected
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Norbert Chapter 9 Not What I Expected When I arrive at work at 8.15am, Florence and the midwife with little buzzies are fighting in the corridor. ‘...
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