Paul Annon

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The Short Tale Of The Flatbilled Duckypus & Other Cursory Rhymes [suite] [unfinished]

By Paul Annon on Wed, 04 Apr 2012

In all of Oz there is no wus Like the short-tailed flatbilled duckypus It hides among the jub-jub trees Playing card games with its fleas Then when it's lost the final hand
Children's
Poem
Certificate U

Without You (Judas Tips) [unfinished lyric]

By Paul Annon on Thu, 29 Mar 2012

-with apologies to Nilsson, Bono, etc. Ah with your long blond legs And nails of china blue Whatever made you think I could live without you Ah kiss for kiss You could give Judas tips
Romance
Poem
Certificate U

Improper Nouns

By Paul Annon on Tue, 20 Dec 2011

...and other parts... Wii, gusset, squelch, Littlehampton, Hampton Court, privates, dangle, pump action, Michael Hunt, hump, dongle, probe, rear admiral, rowlocks,
Humour
Certificate 15

The Ballad Of Jeremy Clarkson

By Paul Annon on Mon, 12 Sep 2011

I like driving in my car Over the hill and oh so far Belching fumes mile after mile Revving hard 'cos that's my style I should really act my age But like a Hamster in a cage
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

Echoes - To Winter

By Paul Annon on Sat, 11 Dec 2010

Season of bitter fruitlessness Made glummer by this sun of chalk Morning becomes enigma The dead unravel fast Leaden skies look down on glacial waters
Miscellaneous
Certificate U

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