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I have 285 stories published in
9 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 384141 times
and 105 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Ex Pat
The tiger bursts in grots. Hunting is more fun this way.
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LOCAL POET SLAMS PRESS
In case you haven't guessed, this is a hate poem about the local press. LOCAL MAN IN LOST TUPPENCE MISERY RESIDENTS SLAM NEW HOUSING SCHEME SCAMPI BINGE ENDS TRAGICALLY LOCAL PARAPLEGIC'S KUNG FU DREAM
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Palace Of Wisdom Best Kebab & Pizza
In The Marriage of Heaven and Hell , William Blake wrote that, 'The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.' In my experience, however, the road of excess leads only to the kebab van of mediocrity... and occasionally sex with someone rather unattractive. 'Like a little boy lost on the lonely fen I wander through each chartered street Past scrums of swarthy gentlemen Half-cut and on a quest for meat'
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Fat War
This is an old poem that I felt sorry for. It was way too long, so I cut it down by 50%. I'm considering doing it as a performance piece, so any crit will make me love you forever. 'It started innocently enough; a Catholic minister's arch remark in a parish newsletter, something about the Buddha having been 'too fat to crucify'.'
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Snaps
There are photos where your smile Is wacky and 2D as a heat transfer There is one shot of you crying While eating a beef taco
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