The Walrus

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I have 226 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
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David Jasmin-Green

My stories

The Blue Sky Boy

“My name is Aaron, and it's my duty to bring you bad tidings.”

The Monster's Surprise Party

“Shut up, Igor, and think yourself lucky! There are thousands of starving beggars wandering the countryside who'd jump at the chance of changing places with you – at least you get an occasional turnip and gruel allowance in return for your tawdry, half-hearted favours.”

Frankenstein And The Warp In The Space-time Continuum

“Master, come quickly!” Igor said over the intercom as he peeled potatoes in the kitchen of castle Frankenstein.
Cherry

Frankenstein Meets Der Volfman

“Igor, come here,” the Baron said through the intercom that he had invented in his secret laboratory and installed in every room of castle Frankenstein.

Domestic Bliss At Castle Frankenstein

I've been thinking, Igor, our relationship is getting a little, erm, tense and, dare I say, stale.

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