The Walrus

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I have 226 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 279341 times and 66 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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David Jasmin-Green

My stories

Five-Oh-Six-Three (Part Two)

By The Walrus on Mon, 24 Sep 2012

“How do I know that this isn't your lair? How do I know you're not an unspeakable carnivorous demon? You certainly look the part."
Fantasy
Certificate 18

Five-Oh-Six-Three (Part One)

By The Walrus on Mon, 24 Sep 2012

Shit, what is this, a word association test? Pugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub – it's neither of those fuckers either, is it?”
Fantasy
Certificate 18

The Weekly Shop

By The Walrus on Sun, 16 Sep 2012

I growl malevolently at the brawling thugs around me, vultures and sewer rats and shit eaters all.
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate 15

Equine Dream

By The Walrus on Thu, 06 Sep 2012

As the dawn was breaking I dreamed a dream of three sentient beings rustling in the straw of a shadowy stable.
Miscellaneous
Certificate PG

The Waterwheel

By The Walrus on Wed, 05 Sep 2012

If you like I can try to explain the subtle ins and outs of this particular branch of celestial mechanics, but I doubt if you'll believe me or even begin to comprehend.....
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate 18

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