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I have 8 stories published in one collection on the site.
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Eamonn's Pants

By frank_little on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Eamonn's pants are red and blue With footballs on the gusset The lining is of cinnamon So dark it's almost russet, Their size is small to medium...
Other Fiction
Certificate PG

Old Wars Episode IV - A New Pension Book

By frank_little on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

Into the Valley Of Death rode the five hundred pensioners on their mopeds. Each one had a packed-lunch strapped to their pillion and a nice warm...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Henry

By frank_little on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

Henry was a simple man at heart. He ate well, drank a fair bit and liked the odd bit of porn now and again. But he had a problem. His problem was his...
Other Fiction
Certificate PG

I'm glad that Humphrey Bogart's Dead

By frank_little on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

I'm glad that Humphrey Bogart's dead I never liked his shoes They were far too black and shiny And they left me all confused.
Other Fiction
Certificate PG

Dim Peter

By frank_little on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

Dim Peter was an idiot With cobwebs in his hair He'd bits of sputum on his back And shoes all scuffed and bare He thought that Indonesia Was right...
Other Fiction
Certificate PG

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