Humour

MANIFESTO

If I were King My Election Vows If I were King of the Earth there would be jobs for everyone everybody would have clean water and free electricity -...

The Ptarmigan

The Ptarmigan A true story by Robert Haslam I walked into the RSPB office in Inverness and asked if it would be possible to talk to an expert on...
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Doodles

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Another Perfect Day

As we have come to learn, nature abhors a vacuum while embracing entropy. I try to expalin this concept to my wife as she furiously vacuums the...
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There's a Ghost in My House (Dead Reckoning series - Part 6)

In which Josiah renews an old friendship and Archibald develops his spiritual side in the garden.
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False Friendship

Eee by gum, Here he do cum. Bull's balls and cow's bum. Face hideous and brain numb. Drooping moobs and bulbous tum. No dad and ogress mum. So let's...

Quirky Letter Tweaks (1)

[I had some fun with these awhile ago when wakeful at night, so I don't know whether they are fun to others or just a bit stupid!] Come on camel! – … you’ll become …
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Catatouille

Discovering that meat isn’t necessarily murder.
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American Made

WARNING: This story contains foul language, scenes of a sexual nature, drug taking, violence, murder. In 300 words. American Made K has become a drug...
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Lactobacillus Bulgaricus or Bust!

Other yoghurts are available, though scientists have proved that our Bulgarian yoghurt is by far the best in the world.
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