Written for Evening Standard, Le Figaro, Purple Fiction, Liberation and The Big Issue. Ex-London copywriter, Paris party-promoter, painter and decorator. Two novels, a novella, a collection of shorts and children's picture-books.
My Stories
Sean
First published on June 13, 2013 - 16:14 | 75 reads
hurt people hurt people
First published on June 13, 2013 - 11:40 | 70 reads
Constantinople
First published on April 28, 2013 - 20:24 | 121 reads
To those who understand
First published on April 27, 2013 - 12:33 | 164 reads
April
First published on April 16, 2013 - 23:40 | 113 reads
Just waiting for the president
First published on March 13, 2013 - 17:53 | 150 reads
March
First published on March 6, 2013 - 22:08 | 269 reads
January
First published on January 23, 2013 - 15:13 | 316 reads
How on Why
First published on January 3, 2013 - 13:39 | 170 reads
Set to sea
First published on January 2, 2013 - 23:45 | 77 reads
Everything to live for
First published on January 2, 2013 - 18:42 | 124 reads
Carrying a single bag
First published on January 2, 2013 - 13:35 | 115 reads
Two suns
First published on December 2, 2012 - 11:13 | 185 reads
I wish the wicked all that I wish for myself
First published on November 18, 2012 - 11:48 | 145 reads
I'd be lying
First published on November 13, 2012 - 10:39 | 111 reads
Nothing is too good to be true
First published on November 13, 2012 - 10:37 | 85 reads
Leave me alone
First published on November 12, 2012 - 12:02 | 141 reads
Sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly
First published on October 2, 2012 - 21:01 | 147 reads
Alcohol IP
First published on September 24, 2012 - 21:26 | 232 reads
The day death took a holiday
First published on September 13, 2012 - 23:54 | 120 reads
Enough
First published on August 1, 2012 - 00:29 | 171 reads
A family illness
First published on July 24, 2012 - 19:09 | 204 reads
Only we can walk away
First published on July 15, 2012 - 09:59 | 235 reads
In the fires of dementia
First published on July 9, 2012 - 19:50 | 247 reads
Not Yet
First published on July 3, 2012 - 00:36 | 220 reads
Noisy neighbours
First published on June 18, 2012 - 12:42 | 261 reads
Never Seconds
First published on June 17, 2012 - 00:17 | 298 reads
This is not a cultural problem
First published on June 13, 2012 - 18:49 | 348 reads
Stroking pussycats
First published on May 17, 2012 - 02:34 | 308 reads
I am incurable
First published on May 17, 2012 - 01:58 | 243 reads
Don't go pinching your nose
First published on May 10, 2012 - 13:23 | 300 reads
Thinking through the box
First published on May 4, 2012 - 09:28 | 207 reads
Little wonder
First published on April 25, 2012 - 10:10 | 438 reads
It Won't Hurt
First published on March 20, 2012 - 02:21 | 408 reads
Me and my washing-machine head
First published on March 15, 2012 - 14:15 | 371 reads
All I Can Think About is The Machine
First published on March 8, 2012 - 02:15 | 499 reads
Courage is Letting Go
First published on February 21, 2012 - 15:26 | 212 reads
Lefty Loosy. Righty Tighty
First published on February 19, 2012 - 15:39 | 272 reads
The ski-suit
First published on February 14, 2012 - 21:49 | 277 reads
The Master Gardener
First published on February 10, 2012 - 14:33 | 235 reads
EGGS
First published on February 3, 2012 - 23:15 | 206 reads
It's just a headache
First published on January 24, 2012 - 16:42 | 352 reads
I'm not saying goodbye
First published on December 4, 2011 - 12:43 | 573 reads
Love is...
First published on November 14, 2011 - 16:03 | 329 reads
I Allow It
First published on November 13, 2011 - 13:57 | 368 reads
We Give Up
First published on November 7, 2011 - 23:32 | 329 reads
Eucatastrophic Apocalypticus
First published on October 30, 2011 - 23:21 | 353 reads
Tea For Two
First published on September 18, 2011 - 11:14 | 347 reads
Ten Things I'd Have Done Differently
First published on August 23, 2011 - 00:49 | 579 reads
Let's Start Again, Mr Cameron
First published on June 27, 2011 - 13:57 | 551 reads
Technology Has Its Uses
First published on June 21, 2011 - 13:39 | 465 reads
Let's Start Again
First published on June 9, 2011 - 14:30 | 660 reads
I Like That Prosetry Stuff
First published on May 30, 2011 - 18:05 | 782 reads
Kelvin's Story
First published on April 8, 2011 - 17:02 | 524 reads
Shhtchwong
First published on March 26, 2011 - 14:42 | 443 reads
Nice
First published on March 19, 2011 - 14:10 | 536 reads
Addressing the Concerns of the Inconsolable
First published on March 17, 2011 - 12:19 | 414 reads
Beans on Toast
First published on February 7, 2011 - 15:14 | 457 reads
Adam's End -London's latest art phenomenon
First published on January 15, 2011 - 13:40 | 781 reads
You Can't Kid a Kidder
First published on December 23, 2010 - 12:25 | 598 reads
2013
First published on November 24, 2010 - 18:47 | 464 reads
J'Accuse!
First published on November 9, 2010 - 14:06 | 433 reads
Tardy Reynolds
First published on October 12, 2010 - 14:41 | 546 reads
I Can't Believe I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
First published on September 16, 2010 - 14:24 | 764 reads
The Critical Sell-By Date
First published on June 20, 2010 - 14:27 | 503 reads
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
First published on June 17, 2010 - 00:56 | 3403 reads
The Importance of a Lift-Operative Explained
First published on April 2, 2010 - 20:03 | 513 reads
One of Those Days
First published on April 2, 2010 - 19:51 | 530 reads
Comedy persona for Mr Steve Coogan
First published on March 28, 2010 - 13:57 | 537 reads
Cash Cow
First published on March 23, 2010 - 10:00 | 513 reads
The Elaborate Case of the Nose-Picking Killing Machine
First published on March 10, 2010 - 12:11 | 676 reads
The Fast Lane
First published on March 9, 2010 - 11:40 | 504 reads
The Best Plasterer in the World
First published on March 3, 2010 - 16:09 | 1613 reads
