I live in East London.
My Stories
Eldridge Tiffin is...
First published on October 24, 2009 - 13:03 | 261 reads
Hitchcockian
First published on December 8, 2008 - 23:28 | 420 reads
Large Collider
First published on December 1, 2008 - 14:36 | 457 reads
Another interesting way to die that I'll never experience
First published on November 26, 2008 - 11:09 | 427 reads
Dear under-neighbours, I live on the top floor
First published on September 22, 2008 - 09:24 | 492 reads
Bid for a readership
First published on September 19, 2008 - 10:44 | 491 reads
Susan makes me think of something
First published on September 2, 2008 - 16:45 | 527 reads
Distances in distances
First published on August 29, 2008 - 10:29 | 476 reads
Breakfast
First published on August 12, 2008 - 10:13 | 482 reads
The Gambler
First published on August 11, 2008 - 11:49 | 555 reads
The First Date Vs. The Drunk
First published on August 7, 2008 - 17:18 | 488 reads
Self-discovery
First published on July 24, 2008 - 10:59 | 446 reads
Cave dive
First published on July 23, 2008 - 14:07 | 402 reads
Colophon
First published on July 16, 2008 - 14:59 | 473 reads
Richard Hanover: Private Dick, Part Three
First published on July 3, 2008 - 18:06 | 390 reads
Richard Hanover: Private Dick. Part Two
First published on July 3, 2008 - 14:46 | 560 reads
Richard Hanover: Private Dick
First published on July 3, 2008 - 11:41 | 441 reads
Test
First published on July 2, 2008 - 11:37 | 467 reads
Hawaii
First published on June 24, 2008 - 10:28 | 465 reads
My conception marks the end of progressive rock
First published on June 20, 2008 - 17:34 | 505 reads
I still remember her name
First published on June 16, 2008 - 12:14 | 447 reads
Most people don't realise
First published on June 10, 2008 - 16:22 | 504 reads
He is watching you
First published on May 20, 2008 - 20:07 | 1125 reads
Five Short-lived Kings of the House
First published on April 23, 2008 - 16:51 | 444 reads
Carpentry for beginners
First published on April 23, 2008 - 12:52 | 771 reads
Dream
First published on April 22, 2008 - 15:39 | 532 reads
Dead Rails: Five Shows
First published on April 10, 2008 - 13:16 | 571 reads
The New Honesty
First published on April 9, 2008 - 10:11 | 476 reads
A disastrous campaign in bohemia
First published on April 7, 2008 - 18:26 | 494 reads
Sublimation
First published on March 5, 2008 - 12:39 | 1289 reads
It’s simple and natural
First published on March 4, 2008 - 16:14 | 463 reads
We dragged her ashore
First published on March 4, 2008 - 12:52 | 488 reads
Salute to the sun
First published on February 28, 2008 - 11:14 | 647 reads
The Salon At The Pinnacle Of Man
First published on February 26, 2008 - 14:06 | 505 reads
Page 200 from a novel you have not read
First published on February 26, 2008 - 10:55 | 513 reads
Urbanagrarian
First published on February 21, 2008 - 15:41 | 451 reads
If it's for me, it's for everyone
First published on February 6, 2008 - 18:46 | 529 reads
To the Matterhorn
First published on January 26, 2008 - 13:58 | 513 reads
Seven paternity claimants
First published on January 10, 2008 - 12:18 | 553 reads
Stockings
First published on December 18, 2007 - 11:30 | 575 reads
Never Crouch, Peter
First published on December 17, 2007 - 16:14 | 590 reads
Local Networks
First published on December 17, 2007 - 15:49 | 548 reads
Instant Fires
First published on December 12, 2007 - 12:59 | 1239 reads
Confection
First published on December 11, 2007 - 13:20 | 517 reads
Gulling
First published on December 5, 2007 - 15:55 | 572 reads
Catastrophes
First published on December 5, 2007 - 12:41 | 536 reads
Harboil: Part VI.
First published on December 3, 2007 - 17:07 | 498 reads
Cabaret de Self-reflexivity
First published on November 13, 2007 - 17:33 | 531 reads
Oh I am hungry
First published on November 2, 2007 - 15:12 | 1037 reads
Gland V. Galway
First published on November 1, 2007 - 18:20 | 508 reads
Gland IV. Edinburgh
First published on October 31, 2007 - 14:01 | 502 reads
Rat King
First published on October 26, 2007 - 12:37 | 653 reads
Harboil: Part V
First published on October 24, 2007 - 17:52 | 627 reads
Gland III. West Wales
First published on October 23, 2007 - 11:08 | 731 reads
Gland II. London
First published on October 23, 2007 - 10:46 | 573 reads
Review #3: “Gretel’s Biscuits” by Spack
First published on October 22, 2007 - 12:31 | 604 reads
Monster
First published on October 22, 2007 - 12:11 | 573 reads
Fire
First published on October 22, 2007 - 11:43 | 553 reads
Harboil: Part IV
First published on October 16, 2007 - 17:29 | 523 reads
Intelligent animals
First published on October 10, 2007 - 18:54 | 667 reads
Sanguinaccio
First published on October 8, 2007 - 17:33 | 686 reads
Nineteen First Lines
First published on October 4, 2007 - 19:21 | 604 reads
Harboil: Part III
First published on October 1, 2007 - 16:04 | 574 reads
Abergavenny
First published on October 1, 2007 - 15:34 | 2454 reads
Harboil: Part II
First published on September 27, 2007 - 10:03 | 596 reads
Expansion Pack
First published on September 26, 2007 - 15:36 | 682 reads
G
First published on September 21, 2007 - 13:28 | 563 reads
Bully Myths: “Chunk vs Kung Fu Hugh”
First published on September 10, 2007 - 16:40 | 726 reads
I am not a worm
First published on August 3, 2007 - 00:56 | 624 reads
The Warmest Room
First published on July 31, 2007 - 14:17 | 613 reads
Review #1
First published on July 31, 2007 - 14:00 | 574 reads
Theology
First published on July 31, 2007 - 13:00 | 576 reads
Future Dating
First published on June 14, 2007 - 11:34 | 883 reads
We do our own stunts
First published on June 11, 2007 - 16:18 | 822 reads
Harboil: Part I.
First published on June 11, 2007 - 15:19 | 798 reads
I used to hate my sister
First published on June 8, 2007 - 11:11 | 660 reads
This Is Crispin
First published on June 4, 2007 - 15:57 | 1487 reads
Cherry
First published on May 23, 2007 - 13:09 | 658 reads
Funereal
First published on May 23, 2007 - 12:43 | 611 reads
The Actual Queen
First published on May 21, 2007 - 13:17 | 1033 reads
Flint
First published on May 21, 2007 - 13:12 | 1176 reads
Everyone's got a spotlight
First published on May 21, 2007 - 13:09 | 631 reads
Alternative Ending
First published on May 15, 2007 - 16:32 | 845 reads
Brief thoughts on humanity
First published on May 15, 2007 - 16:31 | 597 reads
Racing game
First published on May 15, 2007 - 16:27 | 628 reads
Explanation
First published on May 14, 2007 - 18:39 | 690 reads
Hard To Get
First published on April 7, 2007 - 09:57 | 833 reads
It's not time to make a change
First published on March 28, 2007 - 11:42 | 3652 reads
Gland I. Ely
First published on March 26, 2007 - 18:05 | 840 reads
5:32
First published on March 22, 2007 - 18:34 | 769 reads
Filters
First published on March 20, 2007 - 19:58 | 736 reads
The Show
First published on February 28, 2007 - 16:15 | 758 reads
The Dead No Story
First published on February 28, 2007 - 16:00 | 754 reads
Still bad whale song
First published on January 25, 2007 - 12:06 | 751 reads
The Outage
First published on January 23, 2007 - 13:47 | 741 reads
Basement
First published on January 14, 2007 - 18:17 | 698 reads
The Toddler
First published on January 11, 2007 - 01:21 | 742 reads
Gower
First published on January 9, 2007 - 11:08 | 692 reads
Patterns
First published on January 8, 2007 - 18:13 | 772 reads
A gentle novel in twelve paragraphs
First published on December 21, 2006 - 02:06 | 786 reads
Ghazal 13
First published on December 13, 2006 - 01:02 | 758 reads
Seen from above
First published on December 12, 2006 - 13:39 | 715 reads
Black Diamond Heavies
First published on November 21, 2006 - 15:44 | 706 reads
The Little Venice, Lebanese restaurant
First published on November 1, 2006 - 21:35 | 847 reads
Alchemy
First published on October 24, 2006 - 11:27 | 932 reads
Tiny burgers at the Penguin bash
First published on October 18, 2006 - 11:10 | 1007 reads
Nine One One
First published on September 19, 2006 - 12:22 | 836 reads
Hey man in rabbit suit
First published on July 31, 2006 - 16:04 | 1008 reads
We're mostly scared and lonely
First published on July 31, 2006 - 11:40 | 831 reads
Eating Out
First published on July 10, 2006 - 16:30 | 943 reads
Please work hard and be remarkably happy
First published on July 10, 2006 - 12:30 | 904 reads
Violence, sex, pornography
First published on July 10, 2006 - 10:54 | 925 reads
The Child-Catcher
First published on July 6, 2006 - 11:23 | 987 reads
Choconana sandwiches at Southwold
First published on June 26, 2006 - 10:11 | 944 reads
Advice for balloons #3
First published on June 22, 2006 - 17:17 | 1204 reads
Advice for balloons #2
First published on June 22, 2006 - 17:15 | 943 reads
New Things
First published on June 12, 2006 - 12:10 | 820 reads
Advice for balloons
First published on June 12, 2006 - 12:04 | 993 reads
Sorry I make you lush
First published on June 5, 2006 - 14:55 | 1904 reads
What can we expect of our partners?
First published on June 4, 2006 - 15:09 | 910 reads
Blowtorch and ramekins
First published on May 31, 2006 - 17:17 | 984 reads
Quite Intelligent Pigs (mark 2)
First published on May 24, 2006 - 12:19 | 787 reads
Some thumb
First published on May 23, 2006 - 13:47 | 846 reads
Taking a photo of workmen in Chapelfield gardens
First published on May 12, 2006 - 09:41 | 907 reads
Things we looked at with the satellite spy cam
First published on May 11, 2006 - 09:37 | 1284 reads
Lummy good, tum-tum and garbles
First published on May 9, 2006 - 14:43 | 925 reads
His parents always knew he would become a chef
First published on May 8, 2006 - 15:45 | 832 reads
Niall's perspective
First published on May 4, 2006 - 10:45 | 860 reads
Grid-love
First published on May 3, 2006 - 16:19 | 834 reads
Oh lucky man
First published on May 2, 2006 - 12:41 | 861 reads
Two Poems
First published on April 27, 2006 - 21:16 | 1007 reads
The Ditto Machines
First published on April 27, 2006 - 11:06 | 2000 reads
Pi
First published on April 25, 2006 - 12:00 | 897 reads
The world is getting darker
First published on April 24, 2006 - 13:17 | 774 reads
If my house backed on to a sportspark
First published on April 11, 2006 - 11:17 | 900 reads
Two hundred and six bones
First published on April 5, 2006 - 11:46 | 1074 reads
Secret Machines
First published on April 5, 2006 - 10:28 | 883 reads
Abecedary for London
First published on April 5, 2006 - 10:15 | 2876 reads
The strangeness gland
First published on April 4, 2006 - 10:30 | 1003 reads
The Day-Star
First published on April 3, 2006 - 09:58 | 1012 reads
Snag
First published on March 21, 2006 - 15:07 | 930 reads
The Clodhoppers
First published on March 20, 2006 - 10:55 | 1258 reads
Anemones are coy
First published on March 15, 2006 - 12:17 | 984 reads
Aurora Borealis, explained
First published on March 11, 2006 - 16:58 | 1087 reads
Jellyfish gurgle through the watercooler
First published on March 9, 2006 - 11:37 | 1138 reads
My brain would empty the discos
First published on March 2, 2006 - 13:52 | 988 reads
Neg
First published on February 16, 2006 - 10:04 | 995 reads
Revelations
First published on February 13, 2006 - 18:12 | 1041 reads
One hundred ghosts in the loft extension
First published on February 13, 2006 - 12:32 | 1056 reads
Hilda makes money
First published on February 8, 2006 - 10:19 | 996 reads
It was clear
First published on February 8, 2006 - 10:07 | 1007 reads
Worldly
First published on January 31, 2006 - 10:53 | 986 reads
The Glass Collector
First published on January 31, 2006 - 10:50 | 1024 reads
Conk
First published on January 31, 2006 - 10:48 | 1007 reads
Today is your birthday
First published on January 28, 2006 - 13:54 | 1136 reads
Upstairs, downstairs
First published on January 28, 2006 - 13:45 | 1082 reads
I made a grown woman cry tonight
First published on January 26, 2006 - 15:57 | 1174 reads
Star-struck
First published on January 26, 2006 - 12:51 | 1013 reads
Avalanche
First published on January 26, 2006 - 12:41 | 1057 reads
I've seen your dreams
First published on January 25, 2006 - 13:39 | 980 reads
Road
First published on January 24, 2006 - 17:34 | 916 reads
Kolkata
First published on January 19, 2006 - 20:39 | 1036 reads
Very well travelled
First published on January 13, 2006 - 10:42 | 1037 reads
Coma
First published on January 10, 2006 - 23:01 | 1036 reads
Hello symbolism!
First published on December 23, 2005 - 15:09 | 1136 reads
December in Puri
First published on December 23, 2005 - 15:04 | 990 reads
Song for the sleeping classes
First published on December 8, 2005 - 11:16 | 1003 reads
Chewed Up
First published on December 7, 2005 - 11:22 | 1047 reads
Hickling Broad
First published on December 6, 2005 - 19:59 | 1040 reads
Nut
First published on December 6, 2005 - 16:26 | 1077 reads
All my uncles
First published on December 6, 2005 - 15:51 | 1070 reads
Portrait of an art historian
First published on December 5, 2005 - 19:16 | 968 reads
Sh-blam-oh
First published on December 5, 2005 - 11:57 | 968 reads
I cannot remember your name
First published on November 29, 2005 - 13:20 | 1062 reads
11.36am, Sunday
First published on November 29, 2005 - 13:13 | 1065 reads
Tenderising
First published on November 28, 2005 - 12:47 | 1137 reads
Illusions (a cinquain)
First published on November 23, 2005 - 17:06 | 1026 reads
You are wearing a T-shirt that says "Happy to help"
First published on November 22, 2005 - 16:09 | 1028 reads
Skull Music
First published on November 21, 2005 - 12:23 | 1055 reads
Cheffing
First published on November 15, 2005 - 13:46 | 1089 reads
Western
First published on November 10, 2005 - 10:14 | 1036 reads
A Revelatory Ghazal
First published on November 7, 2005 - 13:47 | 1105 reads
I will never grow old
First published on October 29, 2005 - 09:30 | 1175 reads
Two Rubens' Paintings at the National Gallery
First published on October 27, 2005 - 18:07 | 1291 reads
What my friends are thinking
First published on October 27, 2005 - 18:04 | 1166 reads
The Pick Up
First published on October 23, 2005 - 16:04 | 1027 reads
Only parentheses
First published on October 7, 2005 - 16:26 | 1248 reads
Careful, love, I'm thinking of Morrissey
First published on September 29, 2005 - 12:00 | 1345 reads
What you're doing to your body
First published on September 21, 2005 - 17:53 | 1121 reads
Raver
First published on September 21, 2005 - 17:50 | 1267 reads
Guide to bravado for the first time smuggler
First published on September 1, 2005 - 18:19 | 1252 reads
Calling out
First published on August 30, 2005 - 19:29 | 1242 reads
Echo
First published on August 30, 2005 - 19:28 | 1278 reads
A sure thing
First published on August 28, 2005 - 23:55 | 1243 reads
You discover something wonderful
First published on August 22, 2005 - 00:30 | 1175 reads
On our way to the fairground
First published on August 15, 2005 - 16:02 | 1302 reads
Three decent bombs, one excellent
First published on August 10, 2005 - 18:43 | 1195 reads
Heart. By. Off.
First published on August 10, 2005 - 18:34 | 1235 reads
Four Letters
First published on June 21, 2005 - 17:17 | 1061 reads
Some things to dream of...
First published on June 13, 2005 - 12:39 | 1000 reads
Quite Intelligent Pigs
First published on May 20, 2005 - 18:41 | 1064 reads
Make believe and the mega love
First published on May 9, 2005 - 15:10 | 1052 reads
Lending Holy Island
First published on April 11, 2005 - 12:18 | 1010 reads
Loved-up Villanelle
First published on April 7, 2005 - 17:31 | 975 reads
Convalesecence
First published on April 1, 2005 - 16:22 | 1056 reads
O
First published on April 1, 2005 - 12:36 | 1173 reads
Two Triolets
First published on April 1, 2005 - 12:33 | 975 reads
Trick
First published on January 28, 2005 - 18:31 | 950 reads
Minifesto
First published on December 18, 2004 - 20:37 | 973 reads
Consequences of falling
First published on November 23, 2004 - 18:51 | 907 reads
Moon bath
First published on November 18, 2004 - 13:26 | 1001 reads
We suspected our neighbours
First published on November 18, 2004 - 13:24 | 920 reads
Bee
First published on November 17, 2004 - 15:39 | 986 reads
Whisky
First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:14 | 1031 reads
Siren
First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:11 | 942 reads
November
First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:09 | 1003 reads
A short history of the microphone
First published on September 29, 2004 - 02:09 | 1550 reads
Epidemic
First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:52 | 998 reads
India
First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:41 | 1016 reads
Kilo, please
First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:41 | 1001 reads
I dance at nothing
First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:41 | 1211 reads
New Money
First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:39 | 898 reads
Charlie
First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:16 | 1028 reads
Cutting her fringe
First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:05 | 1195 reads
Playing through powercuts
First published on September 29, 2004 - 01:04 | 881 reads
Y: Wedding
First published on September 29, 2004 - 00:53 | 961 reads
J: Tide
First published on September 29, 2004 - 00:48 | 1010 reads
Festival
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:32 | 1055 reads
Launderette
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:25 | 971 reads
The Gladiator
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:24 | 991 reads
Y: Satin
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:21 | 998 reads
Q: Avoid
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:21 | 971 reads
Gifts
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:21 | 981 reads
Complicated
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:15 | 1052 reads
Miracle
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 1006 reads
Heirarchy of Nibbles
First published on September 28, 2004 - 21:56 | 942 reads
Alpha
First published on September 15, 2004 - 10:07 | 1026 reads
After the first night
First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:37 | 993 reads
Family
First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:25 | 1022 reads
All being well
First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:16 | 1078 reads
A: Think of Breakfast
First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:16 | 1105 reads
Twenty-eight lengths
First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:04 | 929 reads
Vogue
First published on September 15, 2004 - 09:04 | 1016 reads
Hacking
First published on September 15, 2004 - 08:24 | 943 reads
Counter cheese
First published on September 15, 2004 - 08:24 | 937 reads
Blue Peter
First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:58 | 1012 reads
Station
First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:27 | 962 reads
Triplets
First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:27 | 975 reads
Monologophobia
First published on September 15, 2004 - 07:27 | 1085 reads
E: Performing
First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:35 | 1071 reads
Tiger
First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:35 | 1029 reads
Bitten and painted
First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:31 | 1205 reads
In love; falling
First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:27 | 1070 reads
W: Rescue
First published on September 15, 2004 - 06:27 | 1079 reads
Q: Wicked Games
First published on September 15, 2004 - 04:08 | 1189 reads
Group Therapy
First published on September 15, 2004 - 03:31 | 1092 reads
Pillow Case
First published on September 15, 2004 - 03:12 | 1958 reads
Education
First published on September 15, 2004 - 02:57 | 1009 reads
Z: Math's Problem
First published on September 15, 2004 - 02:56 | 1069 reads
U: Spokes
First published on September 15, 2004 - 02:25 | 1091 reads
Olive
First published on September 15, 2004 - 02:20 | 1043 reads
A letter to my Grandfather
First published on September 15, 2004 - 02:11 | 1116 reads
La Restaurant
First published on September 15, 2004 - 01:04 | 1091 reads
A row of tankas
First published on September 13, 2004 - 17:19 | 1043 reads
Inner harmony of a bike shop owner
First published on September 13, 2004 - 16:52 | 1002 reads
V: Three poems
First published on September 13, 2004 - 16:52 | 985 reads
X: Stand in sun-bed
First published on September 13, 2004 - 16:21 | 947 reads
Limerick
First published on September 13, 2004 - 15:55 | 1011 reads
Z: Ma Chere (translated into French then back)
First published on September 13, 2004 - 15:51 | 1504 reads
Communication
First published on September 13, 2004 - 15:16 | 1149 reads
Wisdom Teeth
First published on September 13, 2004 - 14:58 | 1041 reads
K: Assembling
First published on September 13, 2004 - 14:51 | 960 reads
Partners in crime
First published on September 13, 2004 - 14:51 | 881 reads
Oh dysseus, won'cha come to see us&;#063;
First published on September 13, 2004 - 12:58 | 1100 reads
E: Tumour humour
First published on September 13, 2004 - 12:35 | 1186 reads
The death of the 'The Death of the Author' author
First published on September 13, 2004 - 12:29 | 1028 reads
U: Autobiography in 60 words
First published on September 13, 2004 - 12:03 | 1023 reads
Y: OO
First published on September 13, 2004 - 12:00 | 995 reads
Z: Wails
First published on September 13, 2004 - 11:56 | 925 reads
And its Swan-sea city, Swansea city F.C...
First published on September 13, 2004 - 10:56 | 4894 reads
Vineity
First published on September 13, 2004 - 10:38 | 973 reads
X: Walking with Homo Sapiens
First published on September 13, 2004 - 02:04 | 970 reads
Q: Seoul Searching
First published on September 13, 2004 - 01:45 | 981 reads
Why the revolution was lost...
First published on September 13, 2004 - 01:20 | 979 reads
Duvet cover
First published on September 12, 2004 - 14:25 | 1743 reads
The life and times of the pumpkin and the penguin
First published on September 12, 2004 - 14:23 | 923 reads