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If you say I am contrary I will say I'm not

Right now, I have 247 stories in 12 collections on the site. My stories have been read 118819 times and 83 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

From his bed in the capital city

Submitted on June 1, 2008 - 22:24 | 55 reads

40 days

Submitted on May 15, 2008 - 00:51 | 101 reads

Learninig how to upholster

Submitted on May 15, 2008 - 00:39 | 123 reads

I struggled for years with belly fat and now I know a thing

Submitted on May 15, 2008 - 00:37 | 115 reads

Sinking stories

Submitted on April 12, 2008 - 22:15 | 68 reads

Eat bees

Submitted on April 12, 2008 - 22:02 | 104 reads

About working in an office

Submitted on February 17, 2008 - 22:28 | 149 reads

He made couches out of commas

Submitted on February 14, 2008 - 22:31 | 142 reads

What want mooring

Submitted on January 29, 2008 - 22:59 | 154 reads

The god loss

Submitted on January 29, 2008 - 22:58 | 105 reads

Apples and cheese

Submitted on January 29, 2008 - 22:57 | 129 reads

They are killing all the citizens Mrs Wig

Submitted on January 29, 2008 - 22:56 | 75 reads

Generation plastic pearl

Submitted on January 8, 2008 - 00:14 | 164 reads

Such a biro way of being in a briefcase.

Submitted on January 7, 2008 - 23:24 | 169 reads

Basket belong

Submitted on January 7, 2008 - 23:03 | 105 reads

Donald drew

Submitted on January 7, 2008 - 22:55 | 109 reads

Enema

Submitted on December 31, 2007 - 18:06 | 138 reads

Smoke outside

Submitted on December 31, 2007 - 17:57 | 110 reads

The loss specific

Submitted on December 31, 2007 - 17:56 | 100 reads

Rue

Submitted on December 10, 2007 - 00:30 | 125 reads

Like a tipped up cup

Submitted on November 6, 2007 - 09:47 | 135 reads

Can't quite

Submitted on November 6, 2007 - 09:46 | 392 reads

Pot-pourri salmagundi miscellany gallimaufry

Submitted on October 29, 2007 - 14:15 | 112 reads

Pumpkin

Submitted on October 29, 2007 - 14:14 | 154 reads

Beak

Submitted on October 29, 2007 - 14:12 | 163 reads

Basement - Mcmanaman and Span

Submitted on October 26, 2007 - 09:46 | 131 reads

bring your own punctuation

Submitted on October 26, 2007 - 09:46 | 130 reads

Sputting

Submitted on October 19, 2007 - 13:07 | 131 reads

Mark your calendars

Submitted on October 19, 2007 - 13:07 | 136 reads

Cava

Submitted on October 11, 2007 - 13:46 | 139 reads

In

Submitted on September 7, 2007 - 23:38 | 350 reads

Reasoning

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 20:02 | 179 reads

Formal feeling

Submitted on August 27, 2007 - 12:04 | 216 reads

Aggravate and response

Submitted on August 13, 2007 - 14:31 | 384 reads

Xylophone

Submitted on August 13, 2007 - 14:08 | 257 reads

Para suicide

Submitted on August 13, 2007 - 13:57 | 271 reads

The mathematics of creasing

Submitted on August 8, 2007 - 23:58 | 277 reads

She’d been sitting

Submitted on July 31, 2007 - 22:58 | 281 reads

Saucer

Submitted on July 31, 2007 - 22:48 | 278 reads

Scrubbles

Submitted on July 31, 2007 - 01:18 | 221 reads

I poo clouds

Submitted on July 31, 2007 - 00:50 | 243 reads

The worst witch

Submitted on July 30, 2007 - 21:40 | 251 reads

Teller

Submitted on July 29, 2007 - 18:44 | 315 reads

Stop putting walls on my face

Submitted on July 29, 2007 - 18:31 | 233 reads

Anchor

Submitted on July 22, 2007 - 14:03 | 299 reads

Guest

Submitted on July 11, 2007 - 00:01 | 337 reads

All shhh-ing down tracks he cannot stop

Submitted on July 3, 2007 - 22:59 | 244 reads

Going to get me

Submitted on June 28, 2007 - 22:35 | 272 reads

More pitta please

Submitted on June 25, 2007 - 00:11 | 253 reads

He hoped to keep the mortar sturdy

Submitted on June 14, 2007 - 22:27 | 372 reads

The traffic went North and South

Submitted on May 31, 2007 - 23:47 | 349 reads

The horse in question

Submitted on May 31, 2007 - 23:34 | 348 reads

Celendine

Submitted on May 31, 2007 - 23:23 | 372 reads

The graphic designer on holiday

Submitted on May 31, 2007 - 23:13 | 375 reads

String

Submitted on May 22, 2007 - 11:53 | 316 reads

And they look broken hearted

Submitted on May 20, 2007 - 10:53 | 311 reads

Illustrated

Submitted on May 18, 2007 - 09:23 | 312 reads

Must we share another error

Submitted on May 18, 2007 - 09:22 | 343 reads

On all fours, in Turkey

Submitted on May 18, 2007 - 09:21 | 279 reads

Disgrace

Submitted on May 16, 2007 - 09:37 | 330 reads

Daddy long legs

Submitted on May 16, 2007 - 09:35 | 297 reads

Bibliophile

Submitted on May 16, 2007 - 09:34 | 317 reads

Investigation

Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 09:44 | 249 reads

Issue

Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 09:43 | 279 reads

You’ll get lost if you keep that shirt on

Submitted on May 15, 2007 - 09:36 | 254 reads

The devils

Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 21:14 | 278 reads

Porn moon

Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 21:13 | 333 reads

I’m still here

Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 21:12 | 296 reads

We’re the very best at being bad

Submitted on May 12, 2007 - 19:18 | 288 reads

Fake Bee

Submitted on May 12, 2007 - 19:16 | 351 reads

You two are beautiful

Submitted on May 12, 2007 - 19:15 | 296 reads

On a day like today

Submitted on May 11, 2007 - 22:48 | 279 reads

Chris is a cunt face

Submitted on May 11, 2007 - 22:46 | 749 reads

Note

Submitted on May 1, 2007 - 12:27 | 415 reads

Spandex

Submitted on April 30, 2007 - 22:07 | 390 reads

Skin flint

Submitted on April 30, 2007 - 21:36 | 317 reads

Arctic spunk

Submitted on April 25, 2007 - 22:58 | 321 reads

Summer sea

Submitted on April 13, 2007 - 23:22 | 312 reads

Sentence stress

Submitted on April 13, 2007 - 22:18 | 360 reads

Statement

Submitted on April 7, 2007 - 00:11 | 364 reads

Gate

Submitted on March 1, 2007 - 01:05 | 471 reads

Interlude

Submitted on February 28, 2007 - 01:34 | 331 reads

Privit

Submitted on February 28, 2007 - 01:18 | 461 reads

Strain

Submitted on February 28, 2007 - 00:46 | 719 reads

Greeting

Submitted on February 15, 2007 - 02:07 | 364 reads

Some sleeping

Submitted on February 15, 2007 - 01:43 | 327 reads

Wool

Submitted on February 13, 2007 - 16:43 | 329 reads

What I really want to say

Submitted on February 13, 2007 - 16:43 | 348 reads

Planet Earth

Submitted on February 13, 2007 - 16:42 | 339 reads

He put a crimp in my day

Submitted on January 29, 2007 - 00:37 | 823 reads

Dentistry

Submitted on January 29, 2007 - 00:06 | 385 reads

Under my duvet

Submitted on January 28, 2007 - 23:47 | 375 reads

He said it was not his fault

Submitted on January 25, 2007 - 00:23 | 316 reads

you interrupt my brain sweetheart

Submitted on January 17, 2007 - 02:20 | 424 reads

Ready salted

Submitted on January 17, 2007 - 01:44 | 427 reads

Lo-fi

Submitted on January 17, 2007 - 01:22 | 397 reads

A sestina

Submitted on January 5, 2007 - 00:50 | 386 reads

Travel book

Submitted on January 5, 2007 - 00:45 | 422 reads

Snaps 2

Submitted on January 3, 2007 - 01:19 | 356 reads

Your flat all yellow, like linseed

Submitted on December 30, 2006 - 00:37 | 360 reads

Air

Submitted on December 30, 2006 - 00:23 | 349 reads

Snaps

Submitted on December 30, 2006 - 00:20 | 329 reads

Bricks, sink things

Submitted on December 29, 2006 - 02:07 | 356 reads

Stepping out in to the street, the front door kettle clicks closed

Submitted on December 25, 2006 - 02:23 | 402 reads

I am cultivating a fear of my face

Submitted on December 25, 2006 - 02:09 | 830 reads

In bed on my birthday

Submitted on December 25, 2006 - 01:58 | 356 reads

Porged

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 15:22 | 390 reads

At such great speed

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 15:19 | 465 reads

Cap lamps

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 02:55 | 400 reads

In answer

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 02:20 | 442 reads

Country casual egg cups

Submitted on November 23, 2006 - 02:30 | 487 reads

People with one eye cry twice

Submitted on November 23, 2006 - 02:17 | 574 reads

Patella

Submitted on November 23, 2006 - 00:21 | 399 reads

Cutlery Containers

Submitted on November 23, 2006 - 00:20 | 412 reads

Tattoo 2

Submitted on November 17, 2006 - 13:40 | 371 reads

Tattoo 2

Submitted on November 17, 2006 - 13:37 | 410 reads

I will be hearing from my conscience shortly

Submitted on October 19, 2006 - 23:08 | 111 reads

Lipstick 2

Submitted on October 19, 2006 - 22:54 | 420 reads

Lipstick

Submitted on October 19, 2006 - 22:40 | 404 reads

People like to look for patterns

Submitted on October 9, 2006 - 19:32 | 470 reads

Tattoo

Submitted on October 6, 2006 - 18:27 | 396 reads

You cannot break a lake

Submitted on October 6, 2006 - 18:11 | 398 reads

Outside

Submitted on October 4, 2006 - 20:13 | 475 reads

Autumn

Submitted on October 2, 2006 - 16:25 | 384 reads

Stationery

Submitted on October 2, 2006 - 16:16 | 379 reads

Smuggler

Submitted on September 23, 2006 - 16:54 | 370 reads

Regrets

Submitted on September 23, 2006 - 16:30 | 393 reads

Ramekin

Submitted on September 23, 2006 - 15:46 | 480 reads

Bright box

Submitted on September 19, 2006 - 16:24 | 411 reads

Like tack

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 10:22 | 431 reads

Four graphic signs

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 09:58 | 445 reads

Just an observation

Submitted on July 26, 2006 - 17:06 | 519 reads

Static

Submitted on July 26, 2006 - 16:55 | 411 reads

The back of my brain is bored

Submitted on July 25, 2006 - 14:22 | 475 reads

I have a scalpel and can cut some stuff out

Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 13:21 | 471 reads

This is some sun

Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 10:43 | 509 reads

Feedback

Submitted on July 18, 2006 - 21:07 | 449 reads

Palendrome

Submitted on July 4, 2006 - 15:24 | 573 reads

the environment might mind

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 15:51 | 433 reads

Forehead, kilner, unicorn

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 15:10 | 406 reads

For one day only

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 15:04 | 447 reads

I'd love to help

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 14:51 | 440 reads

This should settle it

Submitted on June 21, 2006 - 15:22 | 488 reads

Sincere

Submitted on June 21, 2006 - 15:11 | 443 reads

Nicotine

Submitted on June 21, 2006 - 15:02 | 521 reads

He had problems

Submitted on June 19, 2006 - 16:04 | 507 reads

Chocolate fish

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 12:26 | 482 reads

Faucet

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 12:10 | 485 reads

Virtuous stuff

Submitted on June 13, 2006 - 12:58 | 418 reads

Secret machines

Submitted on June 13, 2006 - 12:55 | 216 reads

Great fondness for

Submitted on June 7, 2006 - 16:13 | 482 reads

Tell the lens, this is science

Submitted on June 7, 2006 - 15:36 | 545 reads

Ruth

Submitted on June 2, 2006 - 11:03 | 469 reads

Acting ambitious

Submitted on May 31, 2006 - 16:25 | 459 reads

Wax

Submitted on May 31, 2006 - 15:38 | 497 reads

There were dead things everywhere

Submitted on May 31, 2006 - 15:29 | 494 reads

I want a landscape that looks like its lost

Submitted on May 15, 2006 - 13:07 | 523 reads

Marks in the morning

Submitted on May 8, 2006 - 13:25 | 1155 reads

Plot

Submitted on May 8, 2006 - 13:07 | 461 reads

Remote

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 13:39 | 442 reads

Straight through

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 13:28 | 470 reads

Yolk

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 13:18 | 449 reads

Tell her

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 13:14 | 512 reads

How to be good

Submitted on April 26, 2006 - 12:39 | 546 reads

34 pint live pillapoy

Submitted on April 24, 2006 - 13:54 | 475 reads

A good french murder

Submitted on April 19, 2006 - 16:24 | 512 reads

Static

Submitted on April 19, 2006 - 16:12 | 552 reads

I want windows

Submitted on March 27, 2006 - 13:35 | 632 reads

Things that I've wondered

Submitted on March 27, 2006 - 13:22 | 570 reads

She scared me in Primark, I was trying to buy some pants

Submitted on March 20, 2006 - 11:44 | 616 reads

Tech

Submitted on March 20, 2006 - 11:43 | 620 reads

Not repeating

Submitted on March 20, 2006 - 09:29 | 529 reads

Accident

Submitted on March 20, 2006 - 09:26 | 583 reads

Grocers

Submitted on March 13, 2006 - 14:19 | 326 reads

How to stop me humming

Submitted on March 13, 2006 - 14:02 | 631 reads

I want a movement

Submitted on March 10, 2006 - 13:47 | 569 reads

Wrong

Submitted on February 24, 2006 - 10:34 | 1752 reads

Neg

Submitted on February 15, 2006 - 13:03 | 878 reads

John Osborne is

Submitted on February 15, 2006 - 12:53 | 712 reads

OC Normal

Submitted on February 8, 2006 - 09:04 | 630 reads

I'm sick of these lousy actresses

Submitted on February 8, 2006 - 08:49 | 768 reads

Loving London

Submitted on February 1, 2006 - 13:18 | 696 reads

Admission

Submitted on January 27, 2006 - 12:02 | 751 reads

Prelude to a grope

Submitted on January 26, 2006 - 14:54 | 753 reads

Meanwhile at the bar a drunkard muses

Submitted on January 26, 2006 - 14:31 | 688 reads

I live in a case of cloth

Submitted on January 25, 2006 - 14:13 | 728 reads

Maybe I mistook you

Submitted on January 9, 2006 - 11:13 | 765 reads

Departure detail

Submitted on January 9, 2006 - 11:12 | 807 reads

It takes five phasmids, to make me hate you

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 14:38 | 712 reads

Rubbish

Submitted on December 31, 2005 - 02:26 | 814 reads

Gill

Submitted on December 31, 2005 - 01:41 | 700 reads

Alice, it was an accident

Submitted on December 25, 2005 - 02:06 | 779 reads

Swimming

Submitted on December 20, 2005 - 17:00 | 700 reads

Neck back

Submitted on December 14, 2005 - 13:01 | 701 reads

Rachel, I bought a new red coat

Submitted on December 13, 2005 - 10:49 | 2161 reads

The romance of crime

Submitted on December 7, 2005 - 11:20 | 792 reads

Things that are early and late

Submitted on December 7, 2005 - 11:02 | 741 reads

No more moon till morning

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 14:36 | 808 reads

The Bee Team

Submitted on November 30, 2005 - 11:13 | 756 reads

Till you get the shape right

Submitted on November 30, 2005 - 09:59 | 685 reads

Bright and tight

Submitted on November 29, 2005 - 14:30 | 698 reads

Rebellion

Submitted on November 29, 2005 - 14:22 | 688 reads

In my lap

Submitted on November 28, 2005 - 14:16 | 611 reads

Savings

Submitted on November 22, 2005 - 09:16 | 771 reads

Handle

Submitted on November 22, 2005 - 09:13 | 757 reads

Love in the Park

Submitted on November 22, 2005 - 09:11 | 777 reads

Relief

Submitted on November 9, 2005 - 10:45 | 748 reads

Purse

Submitted on November 9, 2005 - 10:41 | 696 reads

Familiar

Submitted on November 9, 2005 - 10:29 | 665 reads

Those girls like electrical currents

Submitted on November 3, 2005 - 13:35 | 742 reads

Cornice

Submitted on November 3, 2005 - 13:07 | 708 reads

The Ovary Aunt

Submitted on November 2, 2005 - 10:59 | 782 reads

I can tell

Submitted on November 2, 2005 - 09:57 | 708 reads

Wad

Submitted on October 28, 2005 - 10:09 | 762 reads

Car ki der

Submitted on October 28, 2005 - 10:07 | 701 reads

Solution

Submitted on October 28, 2005 - 10:07 | 767 reads

14

Submitted on October 25, 2005 - 16:13 | 706 reads

You will

Submitted on October 25, 2005 - 16:08 | 729 reads

Sunday

Submitted on October 10, 2005 - 13:30 | 759 reads

PJ Harvey

Submitted on October 10, 2005 - 12:23 | 796 reads

Photos I wish I had taken

Submitted on October 7, 2005 - 11:51 | 809 reads

Things that I have found on pavements

Submitted on October 7, 2005 - 09:15 | 828 reads

Reiki

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 15:49 | 738 reads

Gaul and wormwood

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 15:46 | 756 reads

Condition

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 13:47 | 813 reads

That must have been hard

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 13:38 | 718 reads

Glot gift

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 13:35 | 675 reads

Lost Vagueness

Submitted on September 22, 2005 - 09:44 | 725 reads

The secret stamp

Submitted on September 22, 2005 - 09:26 | 772 reads

Containment

Submitted on September 22, 2005 - 09:24 | 716 reads

In spite

Submitted on September 7, 2005 - 13:50 | 935 reads

Sudden Sailing

Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 14:56 | 810 reads

Pulping purple

Submitted on August 16, 2005 - 12:47 | 776 reads

Pocket

Submitted on August 4, 2005 - 14:21 | 724 reads

Marriage Rite

Submitted on August 4, 2005 - 14:14 | 808 reads

stages

Submitted on June 3, 2005 - 14:54 | 640 reads

Preserve

Submitted on May 27, 2005 - 15:04 | 727 reads

Palletic

Submitted on April 29, 2005 - 15:55 | 805 reads

Hole hero

Submitted on April 8, 2005 - 16:29 | 684 reads

He did not consider onions to be a problem

Submitted on April 8, 2005 - 16:20 | 676 reads

Pod

Submitted on June 20, 2005 - 11:41 | 737 reads

The red book

Submitted on June 10, 2005 - 15:30 | 812 reads

Vishnu

Submitted on April 25, 2005 - 13:30 | 862 reads

Option

Submitted on April 8, 2005 - 16:26 | 708 reads

Egg

Submitted on April 8, 2005 - 16:05 | 736 reads

Sugar

Submitted on May 20, 2005 - 13:38 | 648 reads