Word puns

I bore myself with my obsessive compulsion to endlessly create word puns in the worst dad joke way that leaves me groaning before I have even shared them, and yet they keep coming.

This morning for instance I was considering grandiose titles of books and with a few letter changes diminishing their power.

Tern of the Sentry - An old guard officer who had tamed a sea bird, and together, they would defend the gates of the palace.

The Gapes of Roth - A coffee table book dedicated to candid shots of Philip Roth mid-yawn or snooze.

Divine and Conkers - A biography about the drag-queen singer who turned to playing conkers in her later years

I accept that it's terrible but instead of keeping it all in, perhaps it's healthier to put it out there.