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Carl MacDougall was moving house at the end of 2018. I offered him a bookcase from a house clearance, which he accepted. There’s probably a metaphor still lying about in the rain somewhere. He was my tormentor, appointed by Scottish Book Trust. An author of fiction and non-fiction, whose work Scots The Language of the People, was also a four-part BBC television series in 2006 which he presented. He wrote the introduction and edited, The Scottish...

I fail the rationality test with unfailing regularity. Remember Spock (Leonard Nimoy) from Star Trek ? He was always mucking up and being too logical. James T. Kirk (William Shatner) was always cutting through the bullshit and getting to the heart of the matter. Intuitive knowledge trumped rationality every time. We like to think of ourselves as one or the other, but most people are bits and bobs. Easily taken. When was America American? A...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001kjgx/luzzu ‘Without a boat you’ll lose your way,’ a fisherman friend warns Jesmark (Jesmark Scicluna). Jesmark fishes the same inshore Maltese waters in his 12-foot Luzzu that his father and grandfather before him fished. It’s not a job, but an identity. His boat, which was his father’s father’s boat before him, needs work. But he can’t afford to pay for it. His forefathers made a living from the sea,...

The last time Scotland beat Spain at Hampden, King Kenny Dalglish scored and so did super-rat Mo Johnston. The last time Scott McTominay scored a double double in two competitive matches was eh, never. McTominay used to get a game for Man United. He was recently touted for a loan move to Rangers because he wasn’t good enough to get into the Celtic midfield. We all know the rules, for the diddy team to win, Hampden has got to be the perfect...

Betsy Lerner has won a stack of awards. Since the publication of her book over twenty years ago, there’s more wood, more forest, more trees. She tells us this book is not a book about how to write. Anne Lamott (1994) Bird by Bird , one of my favourites, is listed in her bibliography. Rather, Lerner’s book is about pattern recognition. How writers can’t really see what they (we or I) write, but engage in magical thinking. To ad lib William...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000jb7t/climbing-blind ‘I’m not disabled, I’m blind able,’ said Jesse Dufton, the first blind man to climb the 440- foot sea stack the Old Man of Hoy in Orkney on the 4 th June 2019. A consultant’s diagnosis that you are going to be blind is akin to a diagnosis of terminal cancer. Of all our senses, sight is the most precious. Given a choice (we don’t get a choice, it’s more like fate) I’d take the terminal...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0dvdpmq/murder-in-the-pacific-series-1-episode-1 https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0dvdqvz/murder-in-the-pacific-series-1-episode-2 https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0dvdrpx/murder-in-the-pacific-series-1-episode-3 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Warrior_%281955%29 ‘One death is a tragedy, a million death is a statistic.’ A quote perhaps wrongly attributed to the Georgian, and mass murderer...

I’ve been dipping into Andrew O’Hagan’s back catalogue. Be Near Me was longlisted for the Man Booker Prize 2006, but for me the book didn’t work. The title comes from an Alfred, Lord Tennyson poem, ‘In Memoriam, A.H.H.,’ preceding the beginning of the novel. ‘Be near me when the light is low, When the blood creeps, and the nerves prick And tingle: when the heart is sick, And all the wheels of Being slow.’ Who is it? What is it? We can expect...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001k2z5/an-irish-goodbye An Irish Goodbye is an award-winning short film. The plot is simple. An Irish mammy dies and her two boys need to arrange her funeral. Turlough, the older brother, returns from London to sell the farm and to make sure Lorcan is taken care of. He assumes his younger brother will go and live with his Auntie because he’s got Down’s syndrome. An extra chromosome doesn’t stop Lorcan...

Tweet in response to the Tory government’s stop the boats propaganda: “immeasurably cruel policy directed at the most vulnerable people in language that is not dissimilar to that used by Germany in the 30s”. The BBC back down, eventually. I’m a traditionalist, an old football-watching generation. We read the newspaper from the back pages to the front. The most important thing is my team, Celtic’s results. A Scottish team, built by Brother...