On our side disablement abounds The sticks the wheels the meds are offered round The glasses, the bus passes Lost my money in London, who knows where One squid left - that's something here and now In a corner shop in Bath. I can buy a chocolate flapjack - porridge and sugar! In fact I was three pennies short of the funds And the sales assistant who was younger and bigger than me Let me away with it. Sharing goes round... Many of us spazzos form...