Cowboys and Dinosaurs

Losing his job, his house and his fiancée in the same week, Steve Simpson is forced to consider living and working in places no rational human being should. Before long, he is fighting at the battle of Isandhlwana, falling foul of the Albanian Mafia and sipping tea on the bridge of the Space Cruiser Invincible, all without leaving the Greater London boundary.

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 12

12. It's Grim Up North "Naa den", said the man from the Manor Top Gaming Arcade. "As da come far?"

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 16

16. Long Live Enver Hoxha "Depressed?" Steve nodded glumly.

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 17

17. Would You Like A Ride In My Big Black Car?

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 18

18. Heil, Baby, Heil - BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP - "Hello? Hello, Syndii? This is Steve. "Uh, this is Private White-Trash.

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 19

19. Let's Play Buzkashi Sunday morning, eleven a.m.

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 2

2. The Supreme Celestial Planet "Are you sure this is the room?"

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 20

20. Punishment Battalion Sunday morning, eleven fifteen a.m.

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 21

21. The Albanian Steamroller "Lucian", blabbered one of the ordure-creatures that served the horrible man-mountain that now stood holding a gun to Gary's head. "What is that?"

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 23

23. The Red Beaver Of Courage "YOU! YOU WITH YOUR HEAD IN THE BEAVER! GET BACK IN THERE AND DIE LIKE A MAN!"

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 4

4. We're All Completely Nutty At The Madhouse He couldn't believe the evidence of his eyes.

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 5

5. We're Always Short of Volunteers for Isandhlwana Steve tried to unlock the door with the wrong set of keys. The door opened.

Cowboys and Dinosaurs - Chapter 7

7. Nurse, Pass Me The Deep Eye Needle "It's you, isn't it! Admit it!"