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Grimey Rhymester's Pundamental Ponderings.

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Too Long for Twitter

By sonic_tonic on Wed, 04 Feb 2009

Striding through snow was like sliding in sand And I'd not really planned to get tanned But the sun was so hot That that's just what I got "in the pink" 'cause I'm brown ; understand ?
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My Second Tweet (140 Characters NOT "In Search of an Author")

By sonic_tonic on Mon, 26 Jan 2009

With the herd HOOVE heard from Stephen, I have joined this mad stampede, Hoarse but horseless,I'm remorseless, Shoeless,"Shoo!"ing Ganymede.
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Ted's Thread & the Roe Doe Rodeo -->

By sonic_tonic on Mon, 26 Jan 2009

There's a bear on the bed, But I'm resting my head, On the DEER I revere, For his STAGgering cRED'
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SISTER(')S(') VISTAS & NUNNERY PUNNERY

By sonic_tonic on Tue, 27 Jan 2009

(A third "Tweet", and minor cheat) RE --> http://tinyurl.com/dhc6y7 ------------------------------------- Davina hasn't had to $ell her house to buy another,
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