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I wonder

I look at you as you stare into thin air I wonder do you feel me there in the cold light of day sometimes I feel I want to escape but I can't fine...

Idiolectic Idiots

Idiolectic idiots running wild on city streets Cause friction with diction you wouldn't want to meet. Shouting and swearing, haranguing with F-words...

Teeth Tales - Woohoo Thirty Two

I agree with ScoZen and Luigi we need some more entries for this challenge. So in the interest of quantity over quality here's my second one. Inspired by Blur's Song 2. (And yes, hampsteads really is cockney rhyming slang for teeth).
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Revival

Revival Your birthday in May, such happy month, breeding apple blossoms out of the dried brown branches, mixing sleep and awakening, stirring tangled...

Some chew for the meanwhile …

Say little but say it well; the mouth that speaks not is sweet to hear A soft answer turns away anger; a shut mouth is a whole mouth Drunkenness and...

Did you hear

Did you hear the one about the plastic surgeon with a Parkinsons's shake? His client went in for a nose job, came out with a vasectomy.

Blue Moon Dream

From our gauntly utilitarian porch, the tawdry majesty of Modernia, the city of dreams, stretched and sloped out below like a pleasant suggestion of...
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Rest In Peace, Mom - Part IX

If people ask, I'll tell them how great of a mother you were. You died thirteen years ago today and it was hard to endure. When your life ended...

March Garden Haiku

Pruning back roses, My secateurs selected, snipping at the stems!

Evolutionary Myths

They used to say, Some things are relics in our bodies from previous non-human ancestors – vestigal, useless now, like the vermiform appendix, but...