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Weather Watch Haiku

March winds are blowing, Neighbours talk- weather watching -blue bright skies today

Best Purpose

[Continuing the hymn-for-Sundays series — posted a day early this week!] Humankind, both men and women – for what do we all exist?? what’s the...
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How Terribly Strange to Be Seventy - A Short Ramble

I read a magazine article that told me we develop ‘old people smell’ by the age of 70. Granted, the article was trying to sell me a fifteen dollar...
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Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

I swear on my eye teeth that not a word of this is true.
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Tough Chews & Teeth Tales

Say little but say it well; the mouth that speaks not is sweet to hear A soft answer turns away anger; a shut mouth is a whole mouth Drunkenness and...

I wonder

I look at you as you stare into thin air I wonder do you feel me there in the cold light of day sometimes I feel I want to escape but I can't fine...

Teeth Tales - Woohoo Thirty Two

I agree with ScoZen and Luigi we need some more entries for this challenge. So in the interest of quantity over quality here's my second one. Inspired by Blur's Song 2. (And yes, hampsteads really is cockney rhyming slang for teeth).
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Revival

Revival Your birthday in May, such happy month, breeding apple blossoms out of the dried brown branches, mixing sleep and awakening, stirring tangled...

Did you hear

Did you hear the one about the plastic surgeon with a Parkinsons's shake? His client went in for a nose job, came out with a vasectomy.