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Beige Goo Splat - (part 2)

There was no point asking for help from my landlady, she didn’t care about my dog and was difficult to get any sense out of at the best of times...

Appropriate!

The gas fire wasn’t working properly … On lifting its cover off, what was discovered inside? ‘Little Miss Naughty’ tiny book! …
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In The Parish of Saint Pancras of Rome

It was born of delay in 1862, when frustration turned to affray Trains were halted on congested line, with delays so horrendous That even the benign...

Faith, unwavering

Faith, unwavering An unflinching faith in my mother as my all-powerful, mighty protector capable of thwarting all the miseries on my way, being sure...
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The man and the leather pouch

It was raining again, but he did not mind. There were very few people this time. He finished his work just as carefully as any other day and started...
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ODD.

About 2 months ago, it was late at night and I was flicking through the channels and saw that 60’s music was on, so I decided to watch that. Most of...

FOR JENNY

Sitting under, that big hazel tree Slipping, my cup of tea Watching the washing, blow in the breeze As I ,watch it from my chair I see birds flying...
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What goes up!

An example of the concept of unstable equilibrium is when an (ice-cream?) cone is balanced on its bottom point, the slightest nudge will make it fall...

Mission Control –Where is he? Where is she?

We had moved up to near the Welsh border. My son, a teenager, had needed to go to London for a week. First long journey on his own – we’d meet mid-...
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The Great British inclusion

We never surrendered To the fascists When the whole of Europe fell And we’re not about to do it now I will fight them on the beaches I will fight...
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